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TwiLyghtSansSparkles

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  1. *gasp* He's actually the time-traveling reincarnation of a defeated Möbius, there in The Dalles in a stable time loop allowing for the paradox of her existing in another location at the same time! She's gong to use Backtrack to find a way, the ONLY way, she and her lover can survive in their original forms, preventing their deaths and allowing for an alternate timeline where they attain world domination and rule arm in arm! Everything makes so much sense now.
  2. Only Remington wouldn't be a pug. I picture him as a German shepherd or a pit bull, maybe a schnauzer at the smallest. Nathan would be a lab or an Irish setter. If anyone is going to be a pug, it would be Funtimes.
  3. Aw, look at that. Neko likes Backtrack. That's the sweetest thing I've ever-- --wait a second. Wasn't there something on the WMG page about Neko being the reincarnation of Koschei the Deathless? Run, Backtrack! Run while you still can!
  4. And we learn in Steelheart that at least one Epic had no qualms against calling himself Insulation. If there's an Epic named Insulation out there, then there are probably at least a couple who just looked at random objects and said "Eh, good enough." I fully expect to meet Blanket, Lamp, Nightstand, and Jewelry Box in Calamity.
  5. .... .....I'll Alan you once I'm done squealing in glee.
  6. I sell Funtimes' weakness for pug pictures. They make me go "d'awwww," I hold up my end of the bargain. (and also the more people I tell, the less tempted I'll be to change it later on. )
  7. If it's the one I'm thinking of, I'll need to start thinking of how to top it immediately.
  8. Maybe it's because they picked names like Instabam and El Brass Bullish Dude? It's easier to not run out of names when all the names you come up with are notoriously bad.
  9. Okay….um, before you open the spoiler tag, you should know a couple things. 1. It contains a Firefight spoiler. 2. I have no idea what the heck I made.
  10. When I spend time writing for Funtimes, I need to detox with copious amounts of logic. Don't judge me.
  11. THAT SCUMBAG I mean...what a nice guy, wanting to be there for his friend's book launch. Anyone would be lucky to have a friend like that, and I hope he has an incredimazable time.
  12. I think that was just an Easter egg. Brandon has said that Reckoners aren't Cosmere.
  13. Oh! Did he train the Fruit Ninja? Is that where all of that perfectly-thrown fruit comes from?
  14. "Who killed Sam from Firefight?" "That's an interesting question. You see, it seems obvious that it was Megan, but can Epics really be held responsible for the crimes they commit while under Calamity's corruption? I don't think this ethical question will be answered until we read Calamity, but in the meantime…" "Who killed Sam Trattner?" "What? She's dead? You know who killed her, don't you? DON'T YOU? Tell me so I can HUNT THEM DOWN!"
  15. Now, that's not quite true. Lucentia would complain about the Legos, and Nighthound would probably force Ray and Red to walk across them for his own amusement, while Lightwards would grouch and gripe and wish Legos were living so he could murder them and raise them as an army of zombie Legos. (Twentydeaths!Lightwards would just go ahead and try without wishing. )
  16. Now, if the Hated One were to show his face, she would invite him to build Legos with her. If and when he refused, choosing instead to make more Legos appear beneath her feet, then she would chase him down and unleash her brand of glittery justice on him.
  17. Excellent. It would be quite the duel, but not for the reasons you think. You see, you're working off the assumption that Funtimes would be enraged by the sudden appearance of Legos beneath her feet. Although she would not be pleased to step on them, her anger wouldn't last long before she realized—hey, free Legos! But they're all in black. She doesn't work in black, unless there's pink, too. Ah, there we go—half of them are pink. Perfect! Now she just needs some glittery ones….yes! Eee! Everything is ready and this is going to be the best Lego-building-day EVER!
  18. So what are the chances of Electro bringing up Quota's very unmanly scream of terror after Numnums has been taken care of?
  19. Thank you, but nothing can approach the perfection of Timeport being eaten by a dinosaur.
  20. Will I eat pie on Pi Day? I hope so.

  21. Dear Voidus, There are some strange street names where I live. Most of them are obviously the result of people trying to be poetic—Quiet Canyon, Silverstone, etc. But today, I saw one that really stood out, and I can't get it out of my head. So I relay it in a question to you. What would an Epic named Chainfruit be like?
  22. Do I sense a ponification on the horizon?
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