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TwiLyghtSansSparkles

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  1. But if Reader can know things about people , that means he knows about the piñata, which means he doesn't say anything about it because he knows Autumn knows about it and acknowledging that fact is too painful for him because he has a secret crush on her after all!
  2. I'm sure half the town imagines doing horrible things to Reader and they aren't put in prison for it.
  3. If she threatens bodily harm, Autumn's job compels her to step in and give a (gentle but firm) verbal warning. If the threatening persists or if Shiny Sparkle makes good on her threats, Autumn might send for backup. Edit:
  4. Behold! Backtrack at his most badchull! *to anyone else* "One of these days I am ​really…..gonna let you teach that guy a lesson."
  5. Both would lead in nicely to Autumn's song: ​I cannot believe my eyes So many morons here and I Find it hard to believe That beauty and harmony Are on the rise
  6. Sadly, the song would be cut short when he began screaming and flailing his arms at the first sign of danger.
  7. I….I think Reader would be just as bad as Captain Hammer.
  8. I knew it. The most fabulous of pony princesses.
  9. Full disclosure: the cannon fodder Epics and the cross-dressing are entirely separate. (Sorry if that's a disappointment. ) All right….so here is the comic. DISCLAIMER: Opinions expressed by Epics in this comic do not necessarily reflect my own. Events described are in no way canon. The combination of the clothes-stealing Funtimes meme and Steelheart may be odd and/or terrifying to some. I apologize in advance. Also, did I say I was sorry already? Because I'm really, really sorry.
  10. She's not fond of most species, but Sparklemuffin is an exception.
  11. I've been toying with an idea for a pony comic, trying to decide if it would be as funny onscreen as it is in my head.
  12. Quick question: How many of you remember the scene in Mulan where the ancestors awaken and they're all blaming each other for Mulan joining the army and one of them screams "YOUR side of the family had to raise a CROSS-DRESSER!"?
  13. It'd be easy enough to arrange a meeting. Just send Voidgaze to the MoNA around the same time Funtimes brings her vanillas there.
  14. The smashdown will last until Voidgaze cuddles Protector Pug, at which point the Bandersnatch himself will pause the fight to say "D'awwwww!"
  15. My dreams told me strange things last night. For instance, did you know that Obliteration is a HUGE fan of coupons? Or that he tears up a little when he starts talking about Subway?
  16. Headcanon accepted. Like, so accepted.
  17. As near as I can tell, the stars aligned over a bowl of moonstruck cheese fondue as the Great Noodly One joined Chuck Norris in singing a few bars of the "Shia LaBeaouf" song, and before anyone knew it, you and I had passed Team Sanderson. So no, I have no idea either.
  18. Ye Olden Days, when Brandon Sanderson had the highest rep on the board and we all knew that would never, ever change.
  19. Don't take this question the wrong way...but why would he be paranoid about an Oregonian invasion? Wouldn't it make more sense for him to be paranoid about an invasion from Florida or the Carolinas or another southern state? And how did he hear about Vondra in Australia when most Oregonians haven't heard of him? Maybe if he ran an empire somewhere else in the US--maybe Arizona, if you wanted the desert vibe--it would be more plausible.
  20. Hey, you got the floating museum.
  21. If he doesn't like the Cosmere books, high fantasy--even with all the ingenious spins Sanderson puts on it--might just not be his thing. I enjoy high fantasy, but it's not my favorite genre. Urban fantasy is what I really like, which might be why I walked past works like Elantris a dozen times but put Steelheart on hold at my library the second I read the synopsis. I did enjoy The Final Empire, but I didn't long for the sequel the way I longed for Firefight. I know this may come across as heresy to some....but maybe the Cosmere just isn't for him.
  22. 9. Backtrack sat in a corner, rocking back and forth because Koschei had once walked past that office two years before.
  23. What Happened in Autumn's Office: 1. It was very crowded. 2. Everyone liked it better than Reader's office. Since I can neither confirm nor deny this statement, I will post a ninja smily for legal reasons.
  24. Plot twist: Reader's cutie mark never goes anywhere. He remains the piñata throughout the entire song.
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