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TwiLyghtSansSparkles

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  1. You mean the smushy-faced hero bravely come to battle the panda warlord on his home territory?
  2. Is Pugzilla peering over the Great Wall of China? Is that where they are?
  3. "In which Protector Pug calls upon her kind to summon Pugzilla, whose mere presence forces Lightwards to briefly become a more stylish ninja version of himself with better hair"?
  4. By the way, Mailliw, would Edgerunner have ever told Autumn about Ty? Or was that a secret Reader just spilled?
  5. "Are you enjoying those chicken pies, Mr. Sanderson? I thought you might. Baking them reminded me of how much I want to know whether or not Edmund overcame his weakness along with his fear. What do those two things have to do with one another, you ask? Oh, I couldn't possibly answer on an empty stomach. You go first."
  6. "And have some brownies. I make really good brownies while wondering just what kind of Epic despots there are on the West Coast."
  7. If we show up on his doorstep unannounced with our arms full of delicious homemade baked goods, he'll create the position. Or have us arrested.
  8. At which point will Backtrack break down and cry?
  9. There's no time like the present.
  10. What? Noooo….what makes you think that?
  11. I ship it. Now, we just need a fic where Deathwish takes Fortuity to his least favorite restaurant and acts so "charmingly arrogant" about it that it causes a very well-armed Fortuity to lose his temper. By "perfect" you mean they'd annoy each other so much that they'd wind up killing each other? In that case, I agree—both on that and on the weakness front.
  12. Surprisingly, she didn't ship Fortuity that often. It wasn't because of the serial killer thing. More because shipping someone who flirts with anything with a face is too easy. Um, maybe? I'm not here to judge. I was thinking more that she and Regalia are both evil Shippers on Deck.
  13. Not if the posters are scribbled with errors she noticed in his dictatorship techniques.
  14. Isn't he, though? (I'm not the only one looking forward to this ponification, I presume. ) Headcanon accepted. "Now I lay me down to sleep "Calamity, now I do weep "Over these powers thou givest me "Shiny and pretty though they be. "I believe I asked, if thou recall "To be the strongest of them all "Tough and tall, like Steelheart true, "Give these me now, or I'll whine at you. "Amen."
  15. Wait a second. She's unwelcome. Her diamonds cover every possible surface. They, and her, are very difficult to get rid of. She seems to have no goals beside expanding her territory. Conclusion: Lucentia is a fungus.
  16. If Lucentia were a fungus, she would be the whiniest fungus on the planet.
  17. Why on earth would you presume that?
  18. You guys formed Mafia-esque alliances with your Epics? That's very alarming because I totally didn't do that with my Epic characters.
  19. Update from my sister on the Oklahoma! situation: I'm almost done. You'll probably have it this weekend at the latest…Turns out he's one of those obnoxiously muscular guys. The kind that fills out a T-shirt no matter what size it is.
  20. Darn this website's upvote Quota.
  21. Maybe one of those From the Files of David Charleston things? I am very concerned for you.
  22. That's a half-melted Fudgesicle. Did you escape from a carnival?
  23. Books! With covers and pages covered in words!
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