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TwiLyghtSansSparkles

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  1. And the part where he forces her to watch Obliteration do the chicken dance....*shudder* (It is indeed. )
  2. And if she'd done that, uncorrupted!Prof would've grudgingly admitted she was the superior Epic. He would've had no choice. But no, she did what she did instead, making what David did to her seem like the right thing to do.
  3. Um, I don't know...you remember what happened when Regalia got sad because she was corrupted and Prof wasn't.
  4. You can't hope. There is no hope. You don't want to KNOW what Timeport did to it.
  5. Ironically, Helicopter-Jumping Mondays sounds like something right up Shiny Sparkle's alley. Autumn...not so much.
  6. "My date was EXPLODING! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KIDNAPPED INTO A DATE WITH AN EXPLODING EPIC BEFORE, MISTER VONDRA????" Something like that.
  7. All she needs is a chance to keep Arsenal (who really missed an opportunity in not naming himself Captain Crankypants) off her back long enough for her to explain the situation to Vondra.
  8. NO DO NOT DISCUSS POLITICS WITH THE LESSER MORTALS WHO HAVE SHUNNED MLP JOIN US
  9. It'd probably be best for her working relationship with Arsenal if she's exempted from that graduation requirement, but if you want to write a post where Arsenal's head literally explodes, I'd be fine with it.
  10. Oh dear. What have I created? I….I thought it was a given she'd have to deal with advances from Shiny Sparkle.
  11. Oh, no, I know his name. I just left it out for anonymity reasons related to the Internet. The "when you don't give me a name" bit was in reference to a mock letter we were supposed to write, where he didn't give us a name and didn't tell us to make one up, so I used the default greeting for "important" letters. However, the school does allow us to submit surveys rating our professors, and since they're anonymous, are only given to the profs after grades have been submitted, and I'm graduating this semester….. I didn't hold anything back. I regret nothing.
  12. TAKE ONE NOW, O MIGHTY DANCER OF EDGES Depends. I think Arsenal wanted Autumn to stay there in time-out to file a report.
  13. Is…is that Lord Snakehands? He's certainly…um…..​yeah….enough.
  14. To Whom It May Concern (aka THE WORST DOCTOR PROFESSOR RUN OF THE MILL TEACHER I HAVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF "LEARNING" FROM): Yeah, I'm addressing my letter to you that way. I don't care if it's "truly cloddish behavior." When you don't give me a NAME for the person I'm supposed to address, I'M GOING TO ADDRESS IT THAT WAY, YOU CLOD. Okay, fine, I'll turn off the CAPSLOCK OF RAGE for a moment. Let's look at what you've done as an instructor, shall we? You have…. Given vague requirements for assignments, and punished me for not meeting expectations I never knew existed Answered my questions with a wording that suggested I should already know what you wanted Used grade book remarks as an excuse to insult me for, once again, not meeting expectations I never knew about Let me take you back to the days when I was earning my BA degree, attending a school far less renowned than this one. I had one professor known all across campus for his bluntness. When I had confusing wording on a paper, he would write a big red question mark in the margins, alongside "-.5" for the points he was deducting. A fellow student of mine attended almost no lectures, and this professor nitpicked his paper until he had earned a 0.0. Did he write insulting notes in the margins? Would he have said "Not attending class is truly cloddish behavior"? I highly doubt it. Do you know why? I'll tell you why. BECAUSE WE STUDENTS WERE PAYING HIS SALARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your insults do not pay your salary. Your childish remarks and vague requirements do not pay your salary. I DO! I pay for your house and your car and your stupid sweater vests with every cent of my exorbitant tuition. YOU OWE YOUR LIVELIHOOD TO ME, THE STUDENT, AND EVERY OTHER STUDENT YOU PREFER TO INSULT RATHER THAN TEACH. And that's the thing, Stupid Teacher Man—I've learned almost nothing from your class. NOTHING. I've been insulted, demeaned, and stressed out over all of your vague assignments, and all I've learned is that I'd rather lick peanut butter from a hobo's foot than go into library management. You are, without a doubt, the worst teacher I've ever had. And I'm including the prof who told me I was only happy the way I was because I'd been brainwashed in that assessment. Do everyone a favor and retire. You're obviously only in this to bully students, so why don't you just retire and go insult waitresses. At least they'll be able to spit in your food. And they will, Stupid Teacher Man. They will. You dirty meanieface full of LAME. Go chase a donut, TwiLyghtSansSparkles
  15. Backtrack, yes. Not Lord Snakehands, because the pony creator doesn't have a "make the front legs snakes" option.
  16. Was that a call for more hammered!Obliteration? Because I think that was a call for more hammered!Obliteration.
  17. I cleaned my room....yesterday. But it was really dirty and when I dusted my dresser it reminded me of an ashfall! So...I'm not helping, am I?
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