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TwiLyghtSansSparkles

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  1. Yeah, okra is a vegetable. If it's fried it is t bad, but steam it and it has a consistency not unlike mucus.
  2. I vote the range on his weakness be expanded to within 10 miles of George R. R. Martin.
  3. Oh, and Coma, while it's still technically your birthday...
  4. Earlier today, Kobold encouraged me to share more of my theories. Allow me to present a quick and deranged comic I made, entitled "How Twi Worries Other Sharders Will See Her Reckoners Theories."
  5. I'm afraid some of them would sound horribly silly, though. :/ I mean, I don't think David is secretly Obliteration's mind-wiped time- traveling grandson (or grandfather, for that matter) but still.
  6. I used to not come up with theories about the books I read. Not even Harry Potter. Yeah....not so much anymore. I may not post all my theories, but I do come up with them.
  7. Which means the picture I posted awhile back, of Mollie lying on her back in the yard, is actually a very accurate picture of Oblitipug.
  8. I didn't decide on an address for the church. Just pick a church on the southwest side (I think that's what I said before?) of the city. Or call it PleasePunchHimNowImBeggingYou Avenue.
  9. It is, isn't it? So...wait. If I'm Pugalia, does that mean pug pictures are the official currency of Babilar, too?
  10. Happy birthday, Comatose! I'll enlist my pugs to help give you a proper card when I get home.
  11. Especially since Obliteration is too busy obliterating his own sobriety to worry about history.
  12. So, by making him into an Epic, Calamity set off his weakness. Permanently. If weaknesses function like allergies, then David is now the only Epic on the planet who is allergic to himself. Smart move, Calamity.
  13. She'll make it a small one (or try to)....but hey, fan service is fan service. Gotta give the people what they want, and the people want to see Arsenal's head explode.
  14. Kobold? On a scale of one to Chernobyl, how bad will Arsenal's head detonation be? As someone who loves knitting, I don't judge Nightweilder for that at all. I'm more inclined to judge him for murdering people.
  15. Not very likely. Though I am considering having her give Shiny Sparkle a quick peck on the lips to keep her happy; how likely would Shiny be to make it a more Arsenal-head-sploding kiss? Now I'm picturing a Henchepic's Union picketing against Sanderson.
  16. "I want to go home! Doesn't the Bible say angels have to let people go if they're being taken to dinner against their will?" *long, blank stare* "Have you ever SEEN a Bible up close?" "Have YOU?"
  17. We would find it far more humorous than either of the Epics involved. "And the angel said unto his date, 'Look, I hast brought thee roses. Wilt thou cease thy whimpering long enough to look at them?'"
  18. Oblitiquota? Oblitihound? Fortutation (Obliteration/Fortuity)? Slayerheart (David/Steelheart)? ....I'm going to go back to shipping Lightwards with that coin you found in your sofa. It's a much saner ship.
  19. Is that better or worse than Oblitiheart? I can't decide.
  20. "And lo, the angel took the bowl in his hands, and lifted it, and he spake unto me; and the angel with the golden bowl raised above his head said 'Hey, Macarena!' I listened, and I trembled."
  21. Note to self: switch permanently to e-book when it comes to Sanderson.
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