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  1. Sentient Panda Subject Number 0020389
  2. Jain had thought the previous night was as tiring as it could get. The morning had promptly come and slapped him across the cute and cuddly panda cheeks for thinking so. Five more crude headstones (Jain still hadn't mastered the finer details of headstone carving) had joined the ranks, and two of them had been his brethren. Poor FarDoom and Rheeblaad. Rheeblaad had just been promoted from a Mistwraith, too. FarDoom "We can't help everyone, but we can kill everyone." ~Anonymous Sages O==ll=========> <=========D==# Faliu Fe Faliu "Woah, a kandra." ~famous last words Pifferluke III He died for House Pifferdoo, and for the good of civilization Acer Tuy Looked up the mine shaft to see if the cart was on the way down. It was. RheebLaad OK, Joke’s over. Let me out now! If you have any headstone requests, please PM me.
  3. Another Grave complete, though Jain as he cleaned his gear. Another Headstone set. Gravedigging was quite dreary work, but at least you were paid well. At least, the corpses paid well. It's not stealing if they're dead, right? Jaelre hadn't asked for a headstone, so his headstone simply bore the words: Jaelre Poor Jaelre When we said, "Heads up," old friend, we meant it.
  4. The dots are kinda like a post count. Make about (I think) up to 50 posts and you get one dot, 100 for two, 250 for 3, 500 for 4, 1000 for 5.
  5. That is some incredible art you have, Supashly!
  6. Jain finished shoveling the last mound of earth onto the fresh graves. The sudden increase of dead people had certainly overworked his schedule. Before him, three new gravestones had joined the growing ranks. Sheriff Millie Watts Protecting us from the evil of unwhittled wood for thirty-two years. Here lies Llurch, dead by the hand of Newan, the true spiked one Qua Qua's tombstone had no words on it, just three Qua birds standing in a circle on top.
  7. When a person flies past your train carriage with light flowing around them and you think nothing is wrong.
  8. When you look through your childhood chalk drawings and you are disgusted at how crooked your Lines were.
  9. For some reason, my goldfish persistently refuses to read Sanderson books, no matter how much I recommend them.
  10. Yes, it was Me all along! The Unseen Panda is the deadliest.
  11. Wait! "Kobold King" has 10 letters in it. "Brandon Sanderson" has 16 letters in it! The date of this year is 2015! Add 10 to 2015 and you get 2025, which is the square of 45! Take 16 away from 45 and add 10 and you get 39, which is the age Brandon is this year! Illuminati Confirmed! Kobold, your cover has been blown! Show your true self!
  12. A gravedigger's funeral was always a lonely affair. Normally, you'd have a few family members and maybe a few friends. This time, there was only an apprentice doing his first solo. Jain finished shoveling the dirt onto Rolan's grave. His former master been helpful enough to complete most of the work for him, even going as far as to set his own gravestone. Dirt was a luxury in a cave like this one. The cemetery happened to be one of the few areas that had a seam of dirt, and even then Jain would constantly hit bedrock. No one had thought to donate flowers, although they did have a reason. Few people donate flowers to Spiked. Besides, flowers were almost impossible to find in a cave. As a replacement for a flower, Jain left his toy panda before the grave. Rolan had given him the toy panda when he first apprenticed him, although he had seemed quite desperate to get rid of it. Bidding his final goodbye to his late mentor, Jain turned and left, not looking back, which was why he missed the red spren that had begun to emerge from the toy panda.
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