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Patrick Star

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  1. Actually, the spren kept leaving the radiants' videogames outside of the case. COME ON SYL!!! YOU KNOW THAT HIGHSTORMS SCRATCH MY GAMES! NOW I CAN'T PLAY SUPER SMASH BROS FOR A WEEK! Well, at least AWWWWW STORM IT, MADDEN TOO?!?!?! THAT'S IT, SYL, THIS IS OVER! YOU HEAR ME?! OVER!!!!!
  2. There were 4 shardbearers in the ring. They all had to give up their plate and blade. Dalinar may have directed some of the loot to his men, and given Adolin the rest (aka the majority). 3+1=4. There's no issue here.
  3. Or lash their face to an ebook of 50 shades of grey, then keep flipping the pages, and make them read it out loud. But make sure you have earmuffs and use voice recognition software to make sure that they're reading it. You're torturing them, not yourself.
  4. Nobody expects the Sadeas Inquisition!
  5. No. Half-Life 3...
  6. Mwahahahahahahaha!!! Now, I have stocked up on 1000 black soul gems, and shall go on a harvesting spree with the Mace of Molag Bal. Those town guards can only wish for an arrow in the knee...
  7. You use the term "assistant" too lightly.
  8. They should have known that she was outside of the city. She wouldn't have let obliteration destroy it while she was still there, after all.
  9. Granted. You can only play them in their lowest quality. And no mods. I wish that I had a comfier chair.
  10. @Snoopy It was a joke post, obviously. His 103% accurate list of everything that will happen in stones unhallowed is awesome. But I haven't seen him in a while
  11. Lightflame was right, there actually are sprenspren. Speaking of Lightflame, I haven't seen him on here in a while.
  12. Season 11, Episode 10. "Brian's Play".
  13. Granted. However, nobody likes you because you start acting salty (sea what I did there?) I wish that I could get a new laptop. Edit: This was meant for Kobold King. But I'll have it apply to Voidus because I like the pun, even if the bane is a little... fishy
  14. Look, as long as it's not called "Horse Armor", I'm fine with it. Good point, though, take an upvote.
  15. Eh, I'll endorse it. And I'll change my profile picture and tagline in order to mega-endorse it! Edit: Also, "drool" is derived from "drivel". "Drivel" is a verb that means "to talk nonsense". So Jezrien being the incoherent drunkard could definitely work.
  16. Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion. Horse Armor DLC. Online is awful. You need to pay real money for the actual horse. And to play as an imperial. And it just sucks.
  17. Did you listen to his recording of '50 Shades of Grey'? It was soooooo awesome!
  18. I'd ask about the duck part, but I don't think that I want to know the answer...
  19. From what we've seen, Nightblood hasn't changed at all.
  20. They charged REAL money for that piece of crem! Come on, Bethesda!
  21. Let it go! Let it go! Or you'll blow up like a potato!
  22. You've got it wrong. Remember that her name disappeared like a knife through hot butter. Here's what happened:
  23. In that case, my weakness would be HowToBasic videos. Don't ask.
  24. Oh, that's not as bad as I was accepting Granted. They each sell for a penny. I wish that I had some white chocolate truffles.
  25. @Blaze1616 Granted. There is no night where you live, so you must constantly walk around the world in order to make sure that people can keep living. You are escorted by scientists who do painful experiments on you while slowly driving around the equator. Enjoy I wish that college acceptances would come out, already. Oh crap, that one's super easy to curse
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