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  1. Patrick Star
    Blade. Can't sh*t in it. Plus, I could carve thanksgiving turkeys like a master.
  2. Patrick Star
    That's because Wyndle is an edgedancerspren. Edgedancers are all about the unimportant people, so Edgedancerspren would share that view.
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    I am absolutely SICK of having to repeat my PERFECTLY ACCURATE, 100% TRUE, AUTHOR-VERIFIED fact that we are not following the Knights Radiant, but the KNIGHTS KHOLIN. Here's where the evidence originally surfaced: http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/23344-relationships-between-heralds/page-2 It is absolutely true. You cannot deny it.
  4. Patrick Star
    By the way, I'm pretty sure that chasmfiend gemhearts are always emerald. The Parshendi need them to soulcast food, which is a use reserved for emeralds.
  5. Patrick Star
    Yeah, I'm still going with an amazing horse.
  6. Patrick Star
    How do we know that he didn't just ride a horse up there?
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    If he does this, I will march over to Utah to give him a piece of my mind. Of course, I'm a slow walker, so stormlight 4 will probably release by the time I get there and make me forget about 3, but still. That would be sad
  8. Patrick Star
    They could also be diamond nanothreads. Literally the strongest material in the universe (mathematically speaking).
  9. Patrick Star
    Great. Now I can't stop thinking of him asking "Do you want to know how I got these brands?" I do see what you mean with Dalinar. I think his face might be a tad bit long and narrow, it's certainly longer than any of the other characters. Maybe a thicker jaw might help? Anyways, this is nitpicking. It's far better than anything that I could have done (If I drew these, it would be the adventures of stick-man and twig-woman).
  10. Patrick Star
    He's a Bondsmith. He walked up the mountain. Just my guess. Brandon did RAFO somebody who asked whether Nohadon was a Bondsmith.
  11. Patrick Star
    Dammit GHM! I was going to say the same thing! To be fair though, you can lose the question mark. We all know it won't be long enough.
  12. Patrick Star
    The way I interpreted it, squires piggyback off of a radiant's nahel bond. So they can probably heal spiritual damage, but it may take more stormlight to do so.
  13. Patrick Star
    I'm pretty sure that I could find a painting of Nicolas Cage. Edit: Here we go, this will do nicely.
  14. Patrick Star
    Does anyone know of a website where I could do a mashup/hybrid of Nicolas Cage and the Wit painting?
  15. Patrick Star
    Can we name the chasmfiend? I vote for 'Charlie'. Charlie the Chasmfiend
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    Hmm, this seems to imply that shardplate is actually a crystalline solid, and not an amorphous. Frankly, it could just be a crystal. Think of cloud seeding: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding Having the seed would help the shardplate grow back with less stormlight. It would act similarly to a catalyst.
  18. Patrick Star
    I'm still holding out hope for it being an unmade-in-a-box. It's definitely Odious. Gavilar wanted to start a desolation, after all.
  19. Patrick Star
    Probably not. If anything, it would probably get supper brittle and weak, going from awesome magical glass to boring, normal glass.
  20. Patrick Star
    Yeah, I think that the glass/amorphous solid is a good bet for the composition shardplate. That explains why it has the molten look when it stops working, how it can easily mold to the wearer's body, and why it cracks and shatters, rather than denting. There's literally no reason that we know of for why this wouldn't be the case.
  21. Patrick Star
    What if it's actually a super viscous fluid? Kind of like stormlight-infused glass, or the stuff inside a spartan's mjolnir power armor.
  22. Patrick Star
    For some reason, I always imagine that Hoid is a younger version of Nicolas Cage. Nice work.
  23. Patrick Star
    "What are you gonna to do, stab me?" - Darkeyed laborer, 10 seconds pre-death (by stabbing).
  24. Patrick Star
    Where is that in the book?
  25. Patrick Star
    Get back, Benchwarmer! It's Brucie's time to shine!
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