Kobold King
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At least when Brandon Sanderson goes out of his way to describe a character's abs, it's only to emphasize Steelheart's god-like figure and appearance.
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It occurs to me that the Reckoners books are about a teenage protagonist falling in love with a mysterious fellow teenager who happens to belong to race of nigh-immortal creatures who consider themselves apex predators, while villainous unkillable beings haunt the background. The Reckoners are an exceptionally well-written twist on Twilight.
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Danny Donkey... Obliteration's real name...???
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I can't believe we got two Discord episodes in one season! This one wasn't as good as Make New Friends But Keep Discord, but still made me and the family laugh all the way through. And according to some, Starlight Glimmer made a cameo appearance... She's also in the far upper left in this frame of Amending Fences, by the way.
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There's a banana orchard there now. I like bananas. -
The one from Mad Munchkin's videos? Who called Silver Quill a pigeon?
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"What's the matter, mighty Metronome? Feeling... sheepish?"
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Hey, lambs can be scary! I've been bitten by lambs before, and let me tell you, they chomp harder than you might think.
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So, a petting zoo is the one place Backtrack can show off his courage to a rival Epic?
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His archnemesis is a little girl named Mary.
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Oh, right. Sanderson Elimination.
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Thanks for all the birthday well-wishes.
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Thanks, and don't worry. I think She lost me back at the Plane of Ooze.
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Thanks! We'll do our best.
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Oh, and it's my birthday today. Forgot to mention.
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Holy cow. This theory has done the impossible: it's made me wish for the return of Jar Jar Binks.
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1) Technically, yes, if you count his regular Warriors as undead. He's not a lich, but he's definitely been reanimated from dark magic. 2) I thought we were naming in an alternate universe wherein Backtrack had these characters' powers. The most amazing part of this is that the Trimmer bothered.
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Zombie Man, Who's Not Actually A Zombie That's Just What He Calls Himself He Actually Controls The Zombies So You Should Actually Call Him Zombie Controller Man. Shrinky-Growy Magic Man Flying Guy Who Bounces Injuries Back At People Man Stop-You-In-Your-Tracks Man
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"Cool Gadget Guy Who's Really Tough And Awesome And Gets All The Girls!"
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The aggressively Christian chain posts are even worse. "REPOST IF YOU LOVE JESUS." Yes, because Jesus recruited his apostles via a long-running spam message campaign, annoying people until they gave up and started following his teachings.
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What the hay is Steelheart's daughter doing with a tensor?
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TAKE THAT BACK OR LET THE WRATH OF METRONOME BE UPON YOU.
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Welcome back! You were present in the early days of What Happened in Portland, before even I had joined.
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So we can pick just any random day out of the year? And then celebrate it on a different day every year? And sometimes twice in the same year, 'cause rules are for sissies?
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I'll try to get a post up soon.
