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  1. Kobold King
    It's vital to my secret Sam / Altermind shipping fics! I mean, no. No I don't. I guess I could, if you want to continue the conversation between Voidgaze and the vanillas. If that talk's over and done though, I can fit a Sam or Revolution PoV anywhere at any time.
  2. Kobold King
    Can the cuteness of Sam's pug overwhelm the fact that she's surrounded by murderous lunatics? Will Clippy the Living Paperclip take over Portland? Who's going to be responsible for re-fixing Altermind's HQ with plumbing and electricity? Is Altermind even wearing pants, or has socially accepted nudity become his ultimate conquest? Find the answers to all these questions and more in next week's episode of What Happened in Portland!
  3. Kobold King
    Agreed! Absolutely. The Borg would scarcely get through their first "Resistance is futile" threat before the Daleks Canary Wharf them into oblivion.
  4. Kobold King
    There's a debate raging on Reddit about whether the Borg or the Daleks would win a war. Frankly, I am stunned that this is even a question.
  5. Kobold King
    How about we air-drop Pixar movies into ISIS-held territory? Those crembags could use a dose of humanity.
  6. Kobold King
    Unfortunately I must debunk that hypothesis. Age of Ultron did nothing for humanity except getting my face damp.
  7. Kobold King
    Ever get mad when your kids lock you in your life support chamber and won't let you watch while they exterminate entire civilizations, even when you ask really nicely? #JustDavrosProblems
  8. Kobold King
    I find myself slumped in my swivel chair, sick and weak. My sore throat has finally cracked my voice, so I speak with a dry, raspy tone as I give melodramatic speeches about how bad I feel and order people to fetch me things. It just now occurred to me that I have become Davros.
  9. Kobold King
    Oh, now that's just not fair. I can't compete with the sage wisdom of Stick in a contest of upvotes. No one can.
  10. Kobold King
    This is simultaneously geek, nerd, and hipster and it is awesome.
  11. Kobold King
    You know you're a nerd when the very first thing you think here is that such a substantial and easily released source of energy would be perfect for supplying free power to the world and ultimately achieving interstellar travel. The "scorch the face of the Earth" part, of course. It's hard to think of a technological use for making men cry.
  12. Kobold King
    Well we'd better find those ranks and stick it to the admins! Eh? Eh? ... Sheesh, this crowd is like wood.
  13. Kobold King
    (Nope. Awesomeness Summoned made it for me. )
  14. Kobold King
    This is a thing, and I love it.
  15. Kobold King
    To a race of blind aliens, space would be filled with giant 'invisible' balls of heat and deadly radiation, which they were completely oblivious to until they developed space travel. They would be completely astounded that humans possess the ability to sense these mysterious objects over thousands of light years, to the point of seeing patterns in them and working them into our culture.
  16. Kobold King
    I'm on it. But...
  17. Kobold King
    I'm not sure how I feel about this.
  18. Kobold King
    Dang. With your profile picture and member title combined, this rank is scarier than it usually is. And that's saying something.
  19. Kobold King
    I am totally saying this to the guy I sort-of recognize but can't remember where from I see at Wal-Mart every now and then. Get him back for complimenting my t-shirt and making me scrape my brains wondering if he recognized me and whether I should be referring to him by name. You said the phrase "Earth's rotation," which sounds very smart. So I'll default to my general position of assuming you know more than me. Well, it's certainly effective. I live an active lifestyle and intend to work on my tan next summer, so clearly I should stock up on... what was that product again?
  20. Kobold King
    When you say "learn how to use the spear," do you mean actually wielding and training with a spear of your own, or dramatically flourishing a straight stick that you found in the yard like I do?
  21. Kobold King
    Dang. I'm sorry.
  22. Kobold King
    'Sup.
  23. Kobold King
    Sorry to disappoint, but I don't have a southern accent at all. My parents both worked to get rid of theirs, my mother when she was being bullied and my father when he joined the work force up north. I was raised in rural Illinois, and I'm told I don't have anything more than the background "American" accent.
  24. Kobold King
    I live in central Texas surrounded by cacti and mesquite trees. I'm good at avoiding them, but you can't go outside without loose thorns working their way into your clothes and pricking you.
  25. Kobold King
    Wait a minute. That's the Greek letter omega. Ω = Omega Bruce works for the exiled founder of Time Lord society.
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