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  1. Kobold King
    Sounds neat. We already have a flight Epic with a prime invincibility named Impact, though.
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    Yeah, but some people's stories are told by unreliable narrators. EDIT: I figured as much, Honor Spren. I wasn't arguing against you either.
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    I'm the oldest of my litter too. Could Haleth be any more awesome? Major passionate spoilers.
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    I feel your pain. For what it's worth, I bet they're just not prone to posting much in general and will get back to you soon. I doubt seriously you've done anything to offend them.
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    It sucks that they wouldn't let you play. When our younger siblings wanted to play, we cast them as malicious giants from the cold north who had come to tear down civilization. "Babyzilla" brought much pain and suffering upon the land, I tell you, despite the best efforts of Captain Elisha and her squad of fighter pilots.
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    What kind of RP? One you've been planning for a while, or something more spur-of-the-moment?
  8. Kobold King
    More people want to hear your random chatter than you think.
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    Well, my little sister was playing with my old Hot Wheels cars earlier, and I was bittersweetly reminded of the fun I used to have with them. Surprisingly, the games don't seem any less cool to my memory now than they did way back when. "Oh, I remember this one. This green one was King Simon I. He ruled the Car Kingdom after the tyrannical reign of King Vulcan, the sadistic king made of two red Lego blocks who threatened to burn their planet into a cinder. Simon led a successful revolution against him and was crowned king by the grateful cars. And here's his son, King Martin. Martin was a tyrant as cruel as Vulcan had been, who used the car people as subjects in his horrendous experiments. Fortunately, his son Prince Ursian challenged him to trial by combat for the rule of the kingdom, winning the duel and the crown and leading the Car Kingdom into another prosperous age which would last centuries..." The best part is that I"m not embellishing any of the details, and that the history goes on a lot longer from there.
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    Well that's interesting. Theoretically, could a secret society of traveling bards control the magic system by subtly manipulating the stories over the years?
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    Refuge for whom? Twi's parents? I don't see them winning a spritzer bottle battle, so I'm not sure how Twi would get driven out of the house.
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    Oh, hey, let me fix that for you.
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    You should start keeping a spritzer bottle on hand at all times. If your folks bother you, ask them to stop, and if they don't, spritz them. If they tell you you're being immature, spritz them more. If they start yelling, take it as a sign that you're on the right track and spritz them even more. This plan can only end well.
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    Not necessarily--she could be referring to stories written in either the past or the future. I find your interpretation more likely, but I was hoping Elbereth could clarify the statement before God-Mode Sue takes over the world.
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    Evil on their scale doesn't go unnoticed. Well, they're fortunately not Metalborn, so all you could steal are the basic physical abilities like strength or mental speed. Of course, I wouldn't want to use those spikes for fear of accidentally creating the first radical Islamic army of koloss.
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    I wouldn't actually kill a character like Wayne, if that's what you're worried about. Of course, if a Metalborn is trying to kill you and the people you love, with plenty of backup coming to ruin your life, I would have no compunctions about taking him out with Hemalurgy and stealing his power. It would be like killing an ISIS fighter with a knife and then using his gun to kill his compatriots. And of course, I'm squeamish so when I say "compunctions" I mainly mean "moral compunctions."
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    Made it myself. Microsoft Paint is a magical thing.
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    Too late. Already spiked him. Haleth is a Bloodmaker now, so we can be together forever.
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    The elf-defying, tribe-championing anarchist of Middle-Earth. I'm in love already.
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    Yeah, but they just could not pass their first date.
  22. Kobold King
    That's Axies the Collector. He's an Aimian, not a kandra.
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    Who are you planning to pair me off with? Because I always thought that Balrog was probably a nice guy once you got to know him.
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    Do the stories have to be based on true events, or can I write a terrible Mary Sue story about THE MOST POWERFUL SORCERER EVAH and use the star to acquire unlimited power?
  25. Kobold King
    No I'm not! Yes I am. Short conversation replies should be easily doable for me. I'll reread the recent posts and try to get a vanilla post up next if you like.
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