Kobold King

Oh. Well that just made my post out of date.

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There was an uncomfortable walk back to the Sadry residence. Lightwards entered it followed by his Warriors of Light, most of whom he directed to sleep standing on the front porch through the night. The vulture, of course, he allowed to perch on his wrist. He himself walked into the house following his new allies. Funtimes and Traveler were already rummaging around in the bedroom. He heard Nighthound's voice coming from in there, saying "Hey, Lightwards there are hunting trophy’s back here!" This caught his attention. Lightwards nonchalantly strode into the bedroom, which was now crowded with Epics. He was slightly taken aback by the fact that Funtimes and Traveler were holding hands in their typical teleporting position, and that Nigthound had his arm around the Doctor while smirking smugly. Traveler himself was clutching a packed travel bag. The man irritably tugged Funtimes closer to himself while glaring at the naked Epic. "I don't think that's any of your business," Traveler informed the man briskly, replying to some query Lightwards hadn't heard. "And I know there are extenuating circumstances, but there are clothes in the closet. Please put some pants on before coming near my girlfriend." "Yes, Nighthound, do be a dear and put on some clothes," Lightwards said with a chuckle from the doorway. He took a step closer into the room, gazing at the trio intently. "What do we have here? Are you three going somewhere? You didn't seem to invite me--and I thought we were getting along so well." He narrowed his eyes at Traveler, whom he still regarded as the most intelligent man--apart from himself--in their strange little company. Something nagged at him whenever he thought of the ridiculous pair of Funtimes and Traveler. The Doctor couldn't possibly be as dumb as she made herself out to be, and Lightwards could tell plainly that Traveler didn't seem happy around the other two Epics. Were he and Nighthound perhaps intruding on some vague hold the teleporter had on Funtimes? Or was Traveler, like Lightwards himself, particularly cautious around other Epics? He decided the best course of action, as always, was to be intimidatingly cool. So he picked up a portrait of a grinning buffoon posing near dead fish and a deer, displaying it into the room. "I heard there were hunting trophies," Lightwards smiled. "Do refrain from hogging them to yourself, Traveler. I could make them so useful to us."

Probably for the best. Taxidermy freaks me out in real life, but who doesn't love a solid fossilized Utahraptor?

Oh, there's a taxidermied quail? Dibs.

Yes, let talk of Trigun continue to overshadow the original post. Talk of Vash the Stampede will certainly stomp out the travesty that Quiver proposes.

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Of course, the one time I get a chance to look halfway knowledgeable I mess up an integral fact like that. In my defense, I got her mixed up with the Wendigo.

Bah humchull. Elend carries books around in his pocket? Big deal. The Blackthorn memorizes large chunks out of The Way of Kings and recites them at will.

That's a mere technicality and you know it!

In what way is Dalinar not an outcast, bookish idealist? That's his entire story arc in WoK.

Elend 15 Dalinar 12 Dalinar is way cooler than Elend.

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The only thing I can think of for Yelig-nar is Baba Yaga, the cannibal hag from Native American folklore. But it seems like a bit of a stretch to connect the two. Perhaps we'd have better luck examining its nickname, Blightwind. Have an upvote for a well-written, thoroughly researched list! I must confess that the Moelach connection had caught my attention before, but my mind was completely and utterly blown when you pointed out Moloch's demands for child sacrifice. This reaffirms my deep-seated belief that Brandon Sanderson is a genius.

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He wants to seize control over first Oregon and then the rest of the planet, ultimately leading the human race into a golden age of prosperity among the stars. Oh. You mean short term wants. He wants a good night's sleep so he can have a productive day when he wakes up. Of course, I'm not sure exactly what else is going on at the moment--is it safe to get all the characters into bed now? Will morning be coming soon?

Am I supposed to go next? Because I have no idea what I'm supposed to do now. Halp plz.

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