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  1. Kobold King
    All in favor of Backtrack!Calamity give a high-pitched whimper/scream.
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    He introduced an Epic with a buttload of PIs and offensive powers who'd apparently been the one to "possess" Obliteration into destroying Houston and was going to do the same to all of Oregon.
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    That's where I've gotten a lot of names too! (Side note: my copy was used by my parents back before I was born. Both the names "Jared" and "Wolf" are highlighted in it. I've often considered creating a character named Wolf just to serve as my evil self-insert counterpart. )
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    I'm pretty sure we're being trolled here... could be wrong, but it had a satirical, troll-ish kind of vibe to me.
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    What the SPARKS.

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    2. Edgedancer

      Edgedancer

      SHINY!

    3. TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      "What the shiny is going on here?" It works surprisingly well. :ph34r:

    4. Curious Anamaximder

      Curious Anamaximder

      Its me.

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    Random pony comic made in my first hour of post-Calamity madness. Naturally, HUGE spoilers abound.
  8. Kobold King
    Just finished Calamity.
  9. Kobold King
    Playable classes: The Theorizer The Memer The RPer The Alley Lurker The Spammer The Admin (very OP, banned in tournament play.)
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    Very minor Calamity spoilers:
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    There's a good chance that complete mastery of a melee weapon wouldn't even factor into half of the fights this guy would get into. There's only a handful of Oregon Epics I can think of who'd flinch if faced with a guy with a sword, and one of those is Backtrack.
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    Spoilers for Calamity at about 39%:
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    Don't mind me. Just posting a super short and lackluster Sam response while everyone's too busy reading Calamity to notice.
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    “Yes, well partially,” sang the creature known as Voidgaze. “I mean of course I made sure that he’s safe, who wouldn’t, and it’s good that I did when I did because someone was about to strangle him but that didn’t just stop the trouble. There were still soldiers fighting that I couldn’t just abandon so I went out there again. You know, try to keep as many people alive as possible. I’m sure you would have done the same, right?” No, because if I'd interfered both sides would have stopped duking it out to execute me on the spot. You self-righteous holier-than-thou pile of... "Of course," Sam said, laughing forcefully. Revolution gave her a funny look, but it looked like Voidgaze was still too caught up fancying herself as Portland's patron saint to notice anything off about her act. Hmm... maybe Voidgaze's delusion was also her blind spot. "But then, I don't think I could do as much as you could," she continued cautiously. "There would have been other Epics there, right? It takes someone like you to protect people from that."
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    "Stop him! He's going to kill all our headcanons!" "NO! I'm going to save yours... I'm going to save them all! Don't you try to stop me!"
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    Somebody on Reddit just PMed me out of the blue saying he found a picture of me. I don't know... I actually kind of dig it.
  18. Kobold King
    I don't know what's sadder. That Batman thinks his habit of dressing as a bat and pummeling criminals with his bare hands is perfectly reasonable, or the fact that he's probably genuinely the most reasonable man in Gotham City.
  19. Kobold King
    Well waddya know. Valentine's Day's tomorrow. apathy intensifies
  20. Kobold King
    Nah, it just means that long-term planners should buy their anti-magic bullets in bulk.
  21. Kobold King
    One dark wizard must fall for the next to rise.
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    By far the best part of being a time traveler is never taking responsibility for your present actions because your future self will come to resolve them.
  23. Kobold King
    Celebrate! Clearly between then and now, relatively speaking, you become a time traveler!
  24. Kobold King
    I'm the poster this forum deserves... but not the one it needs right now... Also, I guess I'll probably be gone until someone takes up the mantle of Forum Bane and forces me out of retirement.
  25. Kobold King
    It really is fun to see that a thread about Kobold King can devolve into more ridiculous randomness than a thread that he personally posts on. I've become a symbol. Like Batman. I'm the Batman of memes. I'm Mememan.
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