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Kobold King

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  1. It's just a thin slice. Just enough for Lightwards to collect a smear of blood. It's not life-threatening in any way. ...Aaaaand I'm not sure whether to affix that affirmation with a ": )" or a ": O".
  2. On the other hand, the idea of BusDriver and Mobius eternally imprisoning one another is kind of hilarious.
  3. I'm going to go with no. (Reluctantly.) To the best of my knowledge, no genetic material is present in milk, and therefore wouldn't "count" as a body part. A gelato made with fertilized egg yolks, on the other hand... It occurs to me that once we reach our twentieth planning thread, we can refer to the RP as Twenty Questions.
  4. If the cows who supplied the cream were deceased, could Lightwards raise an undead bovine army from the ice cream? That makes a lot of sense. It should go on the WMG page.
  5. I can't speak for the rest of you, but philosophy just became my favorite subject.
  6. I ship it. Am I the only one who kind of wants to see Backtrack assigned to track down Neverthere's physical location upon his return to Portland, only for her to constantly thwart him at every turn?
  7. 0.o Awesomely terrifying! I predict Neverthere/Numnums shipping in 3, 2, 1...
  8. Go right ahead. I don't mind; in fact that could be a pretty awesome scene. I look forward to it.
  9. Yep. The fireworks were in celebration of the deaths of Nighthound, Electro, Quicksilver, Lightwards, and pretty much every destructive Epic in Oregon before they could cause extensive and irreparable damage. Then came Starbeard in his Star Galleon, come to lay waste to the state. In fairness nobody could be expected to prepare for that.
  10. I don't really know what the Question is, but this has a pretty good chance of being the answer:
  11. I think I found Mister Meh's Rending:
  12. #funtimesisbestepic, #calamityfuntimes Were Samantha Trattner in The Dalles, both sides would be subjected to relentless sarcasm. Were Revolution in The Dalles, [DATA EXPUNGED].
  13. Were Lightwards in The Dalles, we'd be seeing a fierce battle between pandas and zombie pandas. Were Chicago Joe in The Dalles, he would sleep through much of the battle and would conclude afterwards that the pandas were the result of bad whiskey.
  14. Oh, I remember that now. How could I have forgotten it? Cool. That definitely seems to fit with her character--making it widely known that all are welcome, but not pressuring anyone into speaking with her.
  15. Hmm. I can't remember one. If we can't find him I suppose we could take up counseling with Autumn Glass. Which reminds me of a question I've been meaning to ask. Twi, how proactive is Autumn about encouraging City Guard Epics to stop by for counseling? She seems pretty scared of Epics like Shiny Sparkle, but would she make it clear to Epics like Glamour or Scribbler that they're welcome in her office at any time?
  16. Berry Sperry Receives Years of Therapy Berry Sperry Opens a Psychiatric Clinic for Scarred Portlanders Berry Sperry is Canonized as a Saint I see a great future for this series.
  17. Should I be prepared to pay psychiatric bills for all the traumatized members? I know, right? I put him in them because I didn't have time to make him his own outfit, but it works surprisingly well on him. I should make Nathan comics more often.
  18. Remember how I said "I solemnly swear I will not ponify Lycra!Lightwards"? ...Yeah. I meant more "I really shouldn't but I'm going to do it anyway." There's a reason nobody swears blood oaths with me any more.
  19. Not playing video games myself, I suppose the thing I most want to see is... the trailer. But I'd certainly read any reviews or watch any Let's Play videos you fine fellows create.
  20. After a budget cut, the Dinosaur Protection Service fired all their caseworkers and phoned Remington to tell him Lightwards' weakness. The money for that phone bill was deemed to the best money the government had ever spent. I solemnly swear I will not ponify Lycra!Lightwards. I solemnly swear I will not ponify Lycra!Lightwards. I solemnly swear I will not ponify Lycra!Lightwards. I solemnly swear I will not ponify Lycra!Lightwards. I solemnly swear I will not ponify Lycra!Lightwards...
  21. Is there a version of CPS that monitors dinosaur hatchling-related abuse cases? If not, then there should be. What if Lightwards squatted over a nest of dinosaurs while wearing lycra?
  22. Only if you consider Lightwards to be a dinosaur mother. ...Aaaaaand now I'm picturing Lightwards in a skirt and blouse while squatting over a nest of dinosaur eggs. STORMING IMAGINATION
  23. Glad you like it. I wanted to add the line "According to contemporary sources, he was 'a slontze,'" but I ran out of the space I'd assigned for myself. And I agree wholeheartedly. I prefer the other quoting mechanism by far, which I stated on the site maintenance thread. Me neither. I've read a lot of Robert Heinlein though, so it... sort of evens out? Kind of?
  24. I changed that setting, yes, at Moogle's request. Hmm. I can't speak for anyone else, but personally I'm not particularly happy with this setting. In long conversations, double, triple, or quadruple-repeated quotes become annoying very quickly. I prefer for quotes to not stack in this manner. In my opinion, at least, which may or may not be shared by other members.
  25. Alright Mailliw, finally put together an Altermind Epic file. Now with 25% more neck birthmark: Magic Treehouse. The science of my youth. My standards have risen far above them now, but I used to love those books.
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