Kobold King
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A not uncommon complaint from my original superhero setting: Flytrap just used his army of mobile carnivorous plants to save the world from alien invasion again, but they also ate my cat.
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@Cognizantastic I'm probably gonna try to self-publish it on Amazon. Which means it won't catch much attention very quickly, but I might make a few bucks off of it here and there and I won't have to jump through the hoops required in traditional publishing.
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A not uncommon complaint from my original superhero setting: Flytrap just used his army of mobile carnivorous plants to save the world from alien invasion again, but they also ate my cat.
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@Cognizantastic, @Darkness Ascendant
I'm currently working on stories about this world, Flytrap, and the myriad other characters that inhabit it! I'm really excited about this.
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My favorite part about using Google Maps? West Texas and most of Nevada. If you use street view for most stretches of highway, you can't move around. You can almost hear the photo team saying "Just one picture should do it. It's all the same. All....all the same...."
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90s kids got Tamagotchis, Surge, and One Saturday Morning.
2010s kids get to eat cookies with Cookie Monster for a YouTube video.
I'm gonna call it a wash.
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Going to see Lego Batman today!
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New favorite typo:
"eternal organs"
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Nobody wants any of those lousy discount organs that only last seventy years or so.
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"People are like plants: they won't grow if they stay in the shade. You've got to take some risks."
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Oh cool. I can totally be a main character's alien-obsessed best friend.
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"People are like plants: they won't grow if they stay in the shade. You've got to take some risks."
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...is this character the sharp-witted, dashing protagonist or the comic relief guy who dies first?
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"People are like plants: they won't grow if they stay in the shade. You've got to take some risks."
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Can I be a fungus please?
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Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good cookie!
...because we could all use a good cookie.
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Bear in mind I may be a bit hungry right now.
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That feel when someone erases an entire subheading of tropes you added based on rules lawyering.
Lucky for them, my give-a-storm is busted right now.
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2016: I thought I'd kick off with the deaths of David Bowie and Alan Rickman.
World: Well, at least things can't get much worse.
2016: ROFL
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I'd much rather that than to find out this is The Half-Blood Prince and we're up for the two-part finale.
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Tomorrow I turn twenty.
Still not sure what to think about that.
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Thanks, all of you!
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There is no such thing as a mute button for people. This seems like a serious oversight.
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You either die a Spongebob or live long enough to see yourself become a Squidward.
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"People have feared tomatoes for 600 years." I really don't think context is necessary.
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The only people who do not fear the tomato are fools and Italian pasta chefs.
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Me: Okay, I think I'm following enough pug pages. My newsfeed is 75% pugs.
Facebook: What about this one?
Me: ....
Facebook: ....
Me: Sure, let's make it 80% pugs. Why not?
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What else is there on the Internet right now, besides Trump?
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The Storm Provides.
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Panic is a thing people can share in times of crisis.
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I'll bring fancy pitchforks!
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Panic is a thing people can share in times of crisis.
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WHAT? We're in a time of crisis?
SWEET ALMIGHTY WE'RE DOOMED
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"How am I going to convince her there's a demon on the internet?" I don't know, Giles, maybe introduce her to 4chan?
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Tons of fun, even if you watch it 14 years late.
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Remember to give 'Angel' a try when you're done!
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Just saw an episode of "The Powerpuff Girls" for the first time in ages. It was both cute and surprisingly unsettling.
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@Blaze: I'm actually not sure.
@Chouta: Because of HIM.
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Just saw an episode of "The Powerpuff Girls" for the first time in ages. It was both cute and surprisingly unsettling.
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I didn't know there was a new one.
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Met TwiLyghtSansSparkles in person. Can confirm the veracity of her name. She does not actually sparkle in sunlight.
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Well, the Sparkle Realm. It's like the other realms but filled with oceans of glitter instead of glass beads, and all the spren are cats that talk in LOLspeak.
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Unpacking is much more time-consuming when you have a pug demanding snuggles.
