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  1. Kobold King
    Well she could wear a glove for the photo shoot, unless she wants to maximize sex appeal.
  2. Kobold King
    They should have included you cuddling pugs in as many pictures as possible. Cute woman + cute pug + happy household scene = instant sale!
  3. Kobold King
    I just had my mind utterly blown by a Harry Potter theory about Draco Malfoy. Just to be clear, this isn't mine. I got it from Reddit, and Reddit got it from Tumblr, and Tumblr reposted it from I-don't-know-where. Here it is, copy-pasted from Reddit, where some guy copy-pasted it from Tumblr, where someone copy-pasted it from I-don't-know-where. (Spoilers for the later books.)
  4. Kobold King
    Motion carried.
  5. Kobold King
    What do you think, guys? Does Drainer go on the ATTD list now or once he has some more atrocities to his name?
  6. Kobold King
    The former's what we do sometimes. It's so hot here in the summer that a layer of wet clothes will dry rapidly and cool you off in the meanwhile.
  7. Kobold King
    Ah, but think of the leverage you'd have on her in future arguments. If you fought in public, all you'd need to do is move as if to unbutton your blouse and she'd surrender on the spot. We need a Badchull Mollie meme now.
  8. Kobold King
    Yeesh. That's not how you be a decent human being, Twi's mother. I don't suppose she would have relented sooner if you and your siblings had threatened to go skinny-dipping where the neighbors could see?
  9. Kobold King
    Just watched Kiki's Delivery Service, a very cute family-friendly anime. I think everyone who's seen this movie can agree that Osono's husband is the manliest baker in the world.
  10. Kobold King
    The Eagle Nebula, solely for the Pillars of Creation. What is your favorite genre of fiction... besides fantasy?
  11. Kobold King
    Posting on the 17th Shard. What's your favorite work of art?
  12. Kobold King
    I'm no psychologist, but so far I've characterized his mental decay as degrading his self-control and inflaming his bipolar and paranoid tendencies. Enough resurrections would eventually cause him to be ruled entirely by illogical impulses, switching back and forth between emotions at random and seeing people and objects around him as threats he needs to destroy imminently. I'm glad you find him so fascinating. That means a lot to me. That sounds like a cool Epic, too! I think there's plenty of room in Salem or Corvallis for an Epic like him, but I'm not involved in those and thus can't be sure. Question about his powers--could the movement of his victims be impeded by barriers or obstacles, or slowed or accelerated in any way?
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    The mental decay is actually close to identical in both his Warriors and himself. When a Warrior dies, what remains of its own mind is further degraded and it becomes more in tune with Lightwards' mind and mood. Lightwards is the same way. When he resurrects, the more rational part of his mind decays and he becomes more impulsive, more easily swayed by his subconscious and emotions. He loses a lot of self-control each time; essentially he comes closer to becoming a slave to his own impulses, just like his Warriors are slaves to his will. He planned on taking over Sacramento and using it as a lair for studying his own power and how to increase his zombie limit. He was somewhat deluded then, and was already using the term "Empire of Light," but he was somewhat more collected and less likely to let his emotions rule him. Finally, he is well-aware that he's in no condition to make himself "victor over death," though he doesn't often dwell on it. He believes that someday he will manage to overcome that limit, or at least raise it dramatically. Between you and me, he's not 100% wrong. Thanks for all the questions!
  14. Kobold King
    Even so, just hypothetically... how would Funtimes style her mustache?
  15. Kobold King
    "They entered negotiations with Capaldi, but they had to back out because casting Ben Affleck as Obliteration ate up so much of their funds."
  16. Kobold King
    "Oh, that reminds me. They're removing curse words like 'sparks' or 'slontze' and replacing them with a metric ton of F-bombs."
  17. Kobold King
    Indeed... but he may have to stay a backstory character. He's almost at Metronome-levels of overpoweredness.
  18. Kobold King
    I for one look forward to the epic threads where we roast the movie for leaving out Conflux and shoehorning in a romance between Prof and Tia.
  19. Kobold King
    Derp. I knew I was forgetting something. ...I'm not gonna respond to that. Clearly there exists an Epic in Oregon who can bestow natural-looking mustaches on anyone, women included. We must endeavor to introduce him as soon as possible.
  20. Kobold King
    Whoah. You're a doctor? Somehow I doubt Shiny would call it a scam. She'd probably call it "romantic deception." Or a romantic surprise. For those looking for closure to the comic: rest assured that Sam did not enter the mustached Shiny's "therapy basement." Funtimes eventually found and followed the line of chocolates, but she had the sense to port out the moment she saw the interior of said basement and its profound lack of professionalism.
  21. Kobold King
    Earth, followed by Kepler-452b. Earth-sized exoplanet found in the habitable zone, guys. This is exciting. What's your favorite constellation?
  22. Kobold King
    Fantomah is an awesome name. Also, I started this pony comic earlier before Rubix showed up. After much deliberation I decided to go ahead and post it, on the grounds that if an admin sees us in our weirdness, we might as well make it as weird as we can.
  23. Kobold King
    Dang. I love so many. I'd probably have to pick the Doctor, ultimately, specifically the Eleventh Doctor. He was a big ball of quirky humor, intensity, and motivational speeches that I'll never stop missing. What is your favorite resolution to the Fermi Paradox? Uh, I mean, what is your favorite way to eat eggs?
  24. Kobold King
    The Amazons were warrior women. Surely the website would honor its heritage by donating to this worthy cause. I like that name. Syl for short, I presume?
  25. Kobold King
    The deciding factor in the name "Lagertha," to me, would be whether or not you have access to a tiny horned helmet she could fit in.
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