Unfortunately now I can't get this scene out of my head
Kaladin: Ok ma'am, we are ready to start the procedure, scalpel please?
Syl: Not till you do it.
Kaladin: Oh come on, not this again
Syl: I am a divine piece of a god, you want my help, you'll do it
Kaladin: Syl, I don't want to do this again, can you just become the scalpel, please?
Syl: Speak the words
Kaladin: Ugh, please can we not do this just to remove a splinter?
Syl: Speak the words!
Kaladin: Fine, Syl is the most beautiful spren in the world and I can't live my life without her, happy?
Syl: Now, stretch forth thy hand
Kaladin: Seriously?
Syl: Stretch forth thy hand!!!!!
Kaladin: Ok, ok, there, happy? (as Sylpel forms) Every. Storming. Time.