Non Sequitur (BrandoSando edition)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

No, YOUR mom is a cremling.

[Telrao she/her]

Wayne! You rusting traded a pencil for a sword!

[Edema Rue she/her]

Fear is the mind killer. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

My name is Lift. You ate my pancakes. Prepare to die.

[Telrao she/her]

Storms, Kaladin. You yeeted my chouta!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Pet rocks! Just three boxings apiece! Come get your pet rocks!

[Edema Rue she/her]

Baby centaurs. The horse part is walking around within hours of birth, but the human part is a floppy, wrinkled up baby for years. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

And then tuna noodle casserole ruled the world

[Telrao she/her]

Hoid still wanted instant noodles.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

My plan is like Spoiled Tomato but worse.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I wrote this haiku.

I'm actually very proud.

Appreciate me.

[The Sibling she/her]

Boots!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

But I don't wanna be fire!

[Edema Rue she/her]

Wasing not of wasing is. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

*slurps Scadrian instant noodles*

[Telrao she/her]

*Hoid breaks the Alleyverse*

Edited November 29, 2022 by Ookla the Floofy

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Tea! WITH HONEY.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Hoid loves guacamole with his chips.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I just wanted to know what your big toe tasted like! Mine tastes like dirt, my brother's tastes like blood, (though that might be because I bit him)...it's not that hard a question!

[Telrao she/her]

*Tap dances with Wayne*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Blood man the blood maker had a sip of his lemonade, it was far too sour. Plus, it tasted like feet.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssHIP!

kaladin x syl

shallan x veil

odium x adolin

tavarangian x dalinar

hoid x adonalsium

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Ferguson looked around the city, wondering where to build a statue of Alcatraz the Popsicle Crab God.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

BEHOLD, OUR-wait no that's a Fused. Nevermind.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kaladin started singing opera on the shattered plains and the bridgemen nearly dropped the bridge.