Szeth's Facepalm Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 4 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: *sighs exasperatingly* *drags Szeth back with a snap of his finger* I AM SOOOORY CAN YOU STOP HITTING NAMELESS THOUGH?! *Thaidakar appears taller and more menacing* *holds up pinky finger* there's only this much keeping me from murdering both of you right now! FINE! where are we going anyway?
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 26, 2022 Author Posted March 26, 2022 1 minute ago, Nameless said: *Glares at Thaidakar* When's the last time you went on a field mission? Don't forget who stole this *holds up Nazh's knife* for you! *sighs* My job is not to go on field missions, my job is to keep track of the scudding mess Kelsier Von Thaidakar (may he Rest In Peace) left to me! it is my duty as his sole heir to keep track of my grandfather's society, and I understand what you have risked Nameless, do you think I would forget? Let me remind you, I am the one in charge for a reason. *rolls eyes* besides, we need to go and talk to that insurance company, and I would rather not have us mess this up.
NameIess Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 4 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: *sighs* My job is not to go on field missions, my job is to keep track of the scudding mess Kelsier Von Thaidakar (may he Rest In Peace) left to me! it is my duty as his sole heir to keep track of my grandfather's society, and I understand what you have risked Nameless, do you think I would forget? Let me remind you, I am the one in charge for a reason. *rolls eyes* besides, we need to go and talk to that insurance company, and I would rather not have us mess this up. Fine. The Elsecaller's ready. *disappears in a flash of light*
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 26, 2022 Author Posted March 26, 2022 5 minutes ago, Szeth's Facepalm said: FINE! where are we going anyway? Just now, Nameless said: Fine. The Elsecaller's ready. *disappears in a flash of light* we are going to the insurance company. *grabs Szeth and drags both of them into the light*
Szeth's Facepalm Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 HEY! I can walk, you know, no need to treat me like a sack of potatoes. *brandishes nightblood* oh, btw, i'm gonna need some Investiture to protect you guys. Got any, like, breaths or stormlight or something? Oh, and why will i need to protect you from an insurance company? *looks around* *sees insurance company is run by Odium’s minions* Ok, why did we choose this particular insurance company? It's literally called "Odious Insurance."
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 26, 2022 Author Posted March 26, 2022 Just now, Szeth's Facepalm said: HEY! I can walk, you know, no need to treat me like a sack of potatoes. *brandishes nightblood* oh, btw, i'm gonna need some Investiture to protect you guys. Got any, like, breaths or stormlight or something? Oh, and why will i need to protect you from an insurance company? *looks around* *sees insurance company is run by Odium’s minions* Ok, why did we choose this particular insurance company? It's literally called "Odious Insurance." *blinks* um, ur looking at the wrong company. *turns Szeth around* it's called Harmonium Inc.
Szeth's Facepalm Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 Ohhhh, i see. Uhh, since when do shards run insurance companies? You know what, i don't care. I was serious about the Investiture though, got any?
NameIess Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: *blinks* um, ur looking at the wrong company. *turns Szeth around* it's called Harmonium Inc. No, both of those guys refused to insure us after the... incident last year. The company we're looking for is called 'Gancho's guidance'.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 26, 2022 Author Posted March 26, 2022 Just now, Szeth's Facepalm said: Ohhhh, i see. Uhh, since when do shards run insurance companies? You know what, i don't care. I was serious about the Investiture though, got any? right here, *pulls out large sack that glowed* here ya go.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 26, 2022 Author Posted March 26, 2022 1 minute ago, Nameless said: No, both of those guys refused to insure us after the... incident last year. The company we're looking for is called 'Gancho's guidance'. right, right. wait *looks at Gancho's guidance.* um, you sure that's the place? with all those one armed herdazians?
Szeth's Facepalm Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 *snatches sack and runs off* THANKS! I'M OFF TO GET SOME CHOUTA AND AND GO CLOTHES SHOPPING, SEE YA IN A BIT! BYEEEEEEE
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 26, 2022 Author Posted March 26, 2022 Just now, Szeth's Facepalm said: *snatches sack and runs off* THANKS! I'M OFF TO GET SOME CHOUTA AND AND GO CLOTHES SHOPPING, SEE YA IN A BIT! BYEEEEEEE *grabs Szeth and slaps him* stop!
NameIess Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: right, right. wait *looks at Gancho's guidance.* um, you sure that's the place? with all those one armed herdazians? Yep. Best insurance company in the business. They might do some money laundering under the table, but hey, if that gives them the funds to insure someone like the ghostbloods, who am I to complain?
Szeth's Facepalm Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 *sniffles* *calls lift* Hey lift, kelsier is being mean to me!
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 26, 2022 Author Posted March 26, 2022 Just now, Nameless said: Yep. Best insurance company in the business. They might do some money laundering under the table, but hey, if that gives them the funds to insure someone like the ghostbloods, who am I to complain? true true. *opens door*
NameIess Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: true true. *opens door* *greets agent inside* Alright guys, right this way *Gestures towards open door* They're waiting for us.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 26, 2022 Author Posted March 26, 2022 3 minutes ago, Szeth's Facepalm said: *sniffles* *calls lift* Hey lift, kelsier is being mean to me! *rolls eyes* I'm not even Kelsier, Kelsier was my grandpappy. Just now, Szeth's Facepalm said: *shrieks as a whole bunch of one armed herdazians run out to greet us* Just now, Nameless said: *greets agent inside* Alright guys, right this way *Gestures towards open door* They're waiting for us. *smiles as carries suitcase professionally.* Good morning Mr, uh?
Szeth's Facepalm Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 *follows reluctantly while still talking to lift on the phone (how did we get this technology?)*
NameIess Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: *smiles as carries suitcase professionally.* Good morning Mr, uh? *Whispers* That's Mr. Gancho. They keep their names secret for security reasons.
Szeth's Facepalm Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Nameless said: *Whispers* That's Mr. Gancho. They keep their names secret for security reasons. *looks up from phonecall* Oh, that one's named Bob. The moment i heard where we were going i called Todium, and since he owes me because i made him a sandwich (and also all that oathstone biz), he told me all about the insurance company. Edited March 26, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm
NameIess Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, Szeth's Facepalm said: Oh, that one's named Bob. The moment i heard where we were going i called Todium, and since he owes me because i made him a sandwich (and also all that oathstone biz), he told me all about the insurance company. Wait, Todium knows about this place? Thats... interesting. We might need to deal with that. Can't have someone compromising our insurance company. Actually, I should probably go deal with this personally, before it gets out of hand. You guys carry on with this. Keep a sharp lookout though. *runs out the door*
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 26, 2022 Author Posted March 26, 2022 7 minutes ago, Szeth's Facepalm said: *follows reluctantly while still talking to lift on the phone (how did we get this technology?)* (I dunno, this is in the future of the cosmere) *destroys phone in a heartbeat* 6 minutes ago, Nameless said: *Whispers* That's Mr. Gancho. They keep their names secret for security reasons. *whispers back* mkay. *then says loudly* hello Mr Gancho! 3 minutes ago, Szeth's Facepalm said: Oh, that one's named Bob. The moment i heard where we were going i called Todium, and since he owes me because i made him a sandwich (and also all that oathstone biz), he told me all about the insurance company. no he's not. and besides Todium doesn't own you *lifts up oathstone* I do.
Szeth's Facepalm Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: (I dunno, this is in the future of the cosmere) *destroys phone in a heartbeat* *whispers back* mkay. *then says loudly* hello Mr Gancho! no he's not. and besides Todium doesn't own you *lifts up oathstone* I do. I said owwweess, ghostie. And give me another phone to talk to lift on or i destroy you all in an instant.
NameIess Posted March 26, 2022 Posted March 26, 2022 *Insurance guy walks up* Um, are you coming? We're paying the Bondsmith by the hour.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 26, 2022 Author Posted March 26, 2022 4 minutes ago, Szeth's Facepalm said: I said owwweess, ghostie. And give me another phone to talk to lift on or i destroy you all in an instant. after the meeting. now hush. 1 minute ago, Nameless said: *Insurance guy walks up* Um, are you coming? We're paying the Bondsmith by the hour. yes, sorry, our bodyguard is asking me a lot of questions, he is new to the job and is wondering what we will be paying him after this. *he said this sweetly with a sour edge.*
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