Hoid's 100% Correct True Cosmere Facts

[Necessary Eagle she/her]

Hoid's 100% Correct true Cosmere Facts

Hoid decides to have a bit of fun with his new penpal Harmony.

Full Mistborn & Stormlight spoilers. My first-ever Cosmere fic, inspired by this thread. Feel free to comment with your own Correct True Facts.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

That was hilarious! I’m going to be forever disappointed that the Shard of Dad Jokes will never exist now. And “The real Trell was the friends we made along the way” and the Braize Spa & Resort shampoo refills were just amazing 

[Necessary Eagle she/her]

1 hour ago, The Awakened Salad said:

I’m going to be forever disappointed that the Shard of Dad Jokes will never exist now.

We'll always have Shallan.

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

On 12/21/2020 at 5:43 PM, Necessary Eagle said:

Hoid's 100% Correct true Cosmere Facts

Hoid decides to have a bit of fun with his new penpal Harmony.

Full Mistborn & Stormlight spoilers. My first-ever Cosmere fic, inspired by this thread. Feel free to comment with your own Correct True Facts.

I would very much like to see a follow up where Kelsier ‘corrects’ Hoid’s facts with even more ridiculous ones, with several follow ups where the two attempt to one up the other. Ending with a final follow up from Marsh with ‘actually accurate Cosmere facts’ that, astonishingly, are actually accurate. But written in a totally exasperated manner. 
 

“Despite what this Hoid, or my idiot brother, would have us believe, I have not found the slightest trace of any such unshattering prophesy. Nor any prophesies involving anyone with Kelsier’s description, thankfully. His ego is bloated enough as it is. A dragon named Frost was remarkably helpful in this regard. Kelsier was rather less so, and Hoid was entirely unavailable.”

[Necessary Eagle she/her]

I wish I was one of those people who could make the inspiration spren show up on command, because I want to read that story, too.

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

36 minutes ago, Necessary Eagle said:

I wish I was one of those people who could make the inspiration spren show up on command, because I want to read that story, too.

If you want, we could team up to write it. I’ve never written with anyone before, but it could be fun!

[Necessary Eagle she/her]

20 hours ago, Kingsdaughter613 said:

If you want, we could team up to write it. I’ve never written with anyone before, but it could be fun!

You can always PM me and see whether or not we can get ideas flowing.

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

1 minute ago, Necessary Eagle said:

You can always PM me and see whether or not we can get ideas flowing.

Sure!