Enter a username gives terrible advice

[Enter a username]

You can ask for advice, I guess, but don't expect anything good.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

[Chasmgoat he/him]

58 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

just look it up on google. look this up exactly "the answer to life the universe and everything"

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Yeah, I’ve seen that before. It’s pretty cool though, right?

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

What should I do if my ribs ache?

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

What should I do if I feel bad?

[Enter a username]

On 11/21/2020 at 7:39 AM, Spren of Kindness said:

What should I do if my ribs ache?

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On 11/22/2020 at 8:12 AM, Bearer of all agonies said:

What should I do if I feel bad?

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[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Curse this upvote limit!

[Enter a username]

On 11/23/2020 at 10:43 AM, Bearer of all agonies said:

Curse this upvote limit!

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[2EmLee2]

Give me advice about getting friends.

[Enter a username]

Just now, 2EmLee2 said:

Give me advice about getting friends.

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[FriarFritz]

...are these from Inspirobot?

[theTruthshaper]

On 6/2/2021 at 11:51 AM, Enter a username said:

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Counterpoint: You should get engaged with donuts

[AonEne he/him]

25 minutes ago, theTruthshaper said:

Counterpoint: You should get engaged with donuts

Always get engaged with doughnuts is my life motto. 

[theTruthshaper]

2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Always get engaged with doughnuts is my life motto. 

Good to know.

*Writes down in a little notepad*

Unrelatedly, which donuts do you like the most?

[Enter a username]

On 2/8/2021 at 9:09 AM, theTruthshaper said:

Unrelatedly, which donuts do you like the most?

Am I allowed to say "I'm not sure; they're all good?"

[LukeWasTaken he/him]

On 11/21/2020 at 7:03 AM, Enter a username said:

You can ask for advice, I guess, but don't expect anything good.

On a scale of Excalibur to soapy dishwater, what is your favorite number of the alphabet?

[Enter a username]

41 minutes ago, HoidWasTaken said:

On a scale of Excalibur to soapy dishwater, what is your favorite number of the alphabet?

My favorite number of the alphabet, on a scale of Excalibur to soapy dishwasher, is the color blue.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

How do I stop the shadow creature in my mirror from singing opera?

[Enter a username]

On 4/19/2022 at 8:49 AM, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

How do I stop the shadow creature in my mirror from singing opera?

I can't guarantee this'll stop it, but at least you probably won't notice it anymore.

(Or, alternatively, you could hit the mirror with the hammer, but that's not what the AI said to do.)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 hour ago, Enter a username said:

I can't guarantee this'll stop it, but at least you probably won't notice it anymore.

(Or, alternatively, you could hit the mirror with the hammer, but that's not what the AI said to do.)

But that would just get the shadow creature out of the mirror, not stop it singing.

[Going_North_cal]

How do I tell a girl I like her?

[Enter a username]

On 4/21/2022 at 9:43 AM, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

How do I tell a girl I like her?

Best I could find was this:

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[Going_North_cal]

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nice

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

How do I approach a tiger?