Sharder One-Liners

[GG0z He/Him]

3 hours ago, Factor said:

I got quoted! Yippee!

 

I got quoted six times in three months

[Mystic He/Him]

44 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I got quoted six times in three months

I have like one

[GG0z He/Him]

1 hour ago, Mystic said:

I have like one

Are you unhinged?

[Mystic He/Him]

11 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Are you unhinged?

Probably not

[GG0z He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Mystic said:

Probably not

That's how to be quoted!

Be unhinged and wait...

And wait

And wait

And wait

And wait

And wait

And wait

[Katalri_105 They/her]

"You know, my whimsicalness sometimes is unmatched" - @KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren 2026

[Mystic He/Him]

I didn’t have a filter today. Which is weird, I’m usually good at thinking before I speak(sometimes it’s a problem)

Anyways:

”It’s like how you always imagine characters to be hot”

-Myst

[Conure1243 He/Him]

"I murdered some people, my friend accidentally burned down a library, hospital, and an orphanage, and I have a 10 thousand gold bounty on my head"

-@GG0z

[GG0z He/Him]

20 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

"I murdered some people, my friend accidentally burned down a library, hospital, and an orphanage, and I have a 10 thousand gold bounty on my head"

-@GG0z

Know what? Sure

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

1 hour ago, Conure1243 said:

"I murdered some people, my friend accidentally burned down a library, hospital, and an orphanage, and I have a 10 thousand gold bounty on my head"

-@GG0z

Where does this come from?!

im in genuine shock that this happened!

[Conure1243 He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

Where does this come from?!

im in genuine shock that this happened!

It's an SU somewhere

[Mystic He/Him]

49 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

It's an SU somewhere

I can confirm 

[GG0z He/Him]

Could I just say that the person I murdered was a government official?