Sharder One-Liners

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Just-A-Stick said:

Mm hmm, it was. maybe I shouldn't encourage you....

Too late, Justy.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

*sighs exasperatedly*

ok. fine. Elmo!

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Just-A-Stick said:

*sighs exasperatedly*

ok. fine. Elmo!

Ooooo a new one!

Thanks Twiggy McTwigface!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

Ooooo a new one!

Thanks Twiggy McTwigface!

Hello Elan da man!

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Ooooo a new one!

Thanks Twiggy McTwigface!

I'm sorry WHAT!?!?!?!?!?

Twiggy McTwigface????

*FACEPALM*

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Hello Elan da man!

Hi Wizkid!

Just now, Just-A-Stick said:

I'm sorry WHAT!?!?!?!?!?

Twiggy McTwigface????

*FACEPALM*

Yeh Captain Toothpick.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

5 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Hi Wizkid!

Yeh Captain Toothpick.

Old man Elan 

Edited November 17, 2023 by The Wandering Wizard

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

Old man Elan 

Wizzler.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

*stick being strangled noises*

*crying*

*dying of laughter*

*contemplating life choices including, but not limited to: becoming shardbuddies with Elan, responding to Elan, encouraging Elan, making it easier for Elan to stick** on my name, and chilling on the shard all afternoon.*

 

** you know, instead of pick? bc puns are amusing.** 

 

@The Wandering Wizard= WIZZPICKLE!

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

*stick being strangled noises*

*crying*

*dying of laughter*

*contemplating life choices including, but not limited to: becoming shardbuddies with Elan, responding to Elan, encouraging Elan, making it easier for Elan to stick** on my name, and chilling on the shard all afternoon.*

 

** you know, instead of pick? bc puns are amusing.** 

 

@The Wandering Wizard= WIZZPICKLE!

Make a choice Stickamundo.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Elan?

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

55 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

Elan?

Yeees?

Is that a sad Elan, a confused Elan, a "Where are you Elan?" Elan, or a "WHAT THE GOODNESS GRACIOUS JABILLYSMACKERDOODLE ABOVE WAS THAT ELAN?!" Elan?

Or a happy Elan with sad undertones?

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Yeees?

Is that a sad Elan, a confused Elan, a "Where are you Elan?" Elan, or a "WHAT THE GOODNESS GRACIOUS JABILLYSMACKERDOODLE ABOVE WAS THAT ELAN?!" Elan?

Or a happy Elan with sad undertones?

that was an exasperatedly kind of amused Elan because you remind me of a cross between my younger brothers, and some boys I went to school with....

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Just-A-Stick said:

that was an exasperatedly kind of amused Elan because you remind me of a cross between my younger brothers, and some boys I went to school with....

What if I am your younger brother...
Or what if I did go to school with you...

Ya never know Lady Log.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

yeah... except, we live Faaaarrrr away from each other... you strange Utah person you!

and you can't be my younger brother(s) I am looking at them right now, and neither of them are online at the moment....

Edited November 17, 2023 by Just-A-Stick

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

yeah... except, we live Faaaarrrr away from each other... you strange Utah person you!

You should move here. I need more people my age in my neighborhood.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

You should move here. I need more people my age in my neighborhood.

who says I'm your age?

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Just-A-Stick said:

who says I'm your age?

PLEASE BE MY AGE WHY IS EVERYONE OLDER THAN ME!!!

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I am more... mature than you, so who is to say I am younger than you?

or, you could just be an super immature person who is oLd

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Just-A-Stick said:

I am more... mature than you, so who is to say I am younger than you?

or, you could just be an super immature person who is oLd

I am not immature.

Trust me.

I am one of the least immature people my age I know.

I just don't act it on the shard.

You should see me IRL. I'm amazing. And humble. Extremely humble.

Are ya goin' to dragonsteeeeeeeeelll?

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Are ya goin' to dragonsteeeeeeeeelll?

*begins weeping uncontrollably* 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Just-A-Stick said:

*begins weeping uncontrollably* 

NOOOOO NOT ANOTHER ONE I WANNA MEET ALL Y'ALLS!

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

*withdraws into shell and cries*  

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Just-A-Stick said:

*withdraws into shell and cries*  

*Also cries*

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

*won't come out of shell*

(except to attempt to steal sandwich again)