Enter a username Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 The turkey continued to kick Enter in the face and the back of the head.
Mat he/him Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 Just now, Experience said: Quote I mean.... deal. Gwammer amirite
Wind he/him Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 Wind flew into the turkey’s nostrils and took control of it from the inside. He made it do the chicken dance.
Enter a username Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 Somehow, it continued to kick Enter in the face and the back of the head.
Bearer of all agonies he/him Posted November 19, 2020 Posted November 19, 2020 (edited) Taln was closing in on a turkey that was somehow taller than him. He summoned his Honorblade, intent to chop it, but then the Turkey stopped and faced him. The turkey started running towards him, and Taln swept at its legs. The turkey jumped in the air, and aimed its claws at Taln’s head. Taln ducked, did a flip, and landed on The Turkey. Then, surprisingly, he summoned a Radiant blade and it formed into a shardrope. He looped it around the turkeys neck, and pulled tight. “Haha! I will finally have a pet! This Turkey is mine!” Edited November 21, 2020 by Bearer of all agonies
Condensation she/her Posted November 20, 2020 Posted November 20, 2020 Daolan sighed. "This has devolved into chaos."
Wind he/him Posted November 20, 2020 Posted November 20, 2020 21 hours ago, Condensation said: Daolan sighed. "This has devolved into chaos." Wind tried to turn the turkey’s neck to look at Daolan but accidentally snapped it, He flew out of the dying creature’s body. “I forgot how delicate those things can be.”
Condensation she/her Posted November 20, 2020 Posted November 20, 2020 "Delicate, huh? I guess it must be different being a literal force of nature."
Channelknight Fadran Posted November 21, 2020 Author Posted November 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Wind said: Wind tried to turn the turkey’s neck to look at Daolan but accidentally snapped it, He flew out of the dying creature’s body. “I forgot how delicate those things can be.” "That makes two dinners, now. I say we leave before we kill any more of these things?"
Enter a username Posted November 21, 2020 Posted November 21, 2020 "I say we do whatever it takes to GET THAT RUSTING TURKEY TO STOP KICKING ME!!!!!!!!"
Channelknight Fadran Posted November 21, 2020 Author Posted November 21, 2020 7 hours ago, Enter a username said: "I say we do whatever it takes to GET THAT RUSTING TURKEY TO STOP KICKING ME!!!!!!!!" Fadran grabs the turkey, hurls it twenty feet in the air, then transforms his Channelblade into a boomerang, throwing it at the bird and chopping its head off.
Experience he/him Posted November 21, 2020 Posted November 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said: Fadran grabs the turkey, hurls it twenty feet in the air, then transforms his Channelblade into a boomerang, throwing it at the bird and chopping its head off. Two heads grow from its shoulders.
Channelknight Fadran Posted November 21, 2020 Author Posted November 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, Experience said: Two heads grow from its shoulders. Under his breath, Fadran muttered, "cut off one head... two more will take its place. Hail Hydra." He proceeded to rever to the old ways of hurling fireballs. 1
Experience he/him Posted November 21, 2020 Posted November 21, 2020 Just now, Channelknight Fadran said: Under his breath, Fadran muttered, "cut off one head... two more will take its place. Hail Hydra." He proceeded to rever to the old ways of hurling fireballs. Quote The turkey ate the fireballs, then started to spew them back.
Channelknight Fadran Posted November 21, 2020 Author Posted November 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Experience said: The turkey ate the fireballs, then started to spew them back. Fadran deflected these, then ran at it with his Channelblade.
Enter a username Posted November 21, 2020 Posted November 21, 2020 The turkey was STILL kicking Enter in the face and the back of the head.
Condensation she/her Posted November 21, 2020 Posted November 21, 2020 "Try trapping it, maybe? I could use that rope right about now."
Bearer of all agonies he/him Posted November 22, 2020 Posted November 22, 2020 Taln runs up, and turns his Radiant blade into a long Shardrope. He throws it, successfully looping it around the creatures neck. He hops on, and for a second he hangs on. But then the turkey started bucking, and Taln got launched into the air. The Shardrope disappeared. So did Taln. Spoiler The turkey:
Condensation she/her Posted November 22, 2020 Posted November 22, 2020 "We need to trip it!" yelled Daolan.
Wind he/him Posted November 23, 2020 Posted November 23, 2020 “It’s funny, this turkey... it looks like a chicken.”
Mat he/him Posted November 23, 2020 Posted November 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Wind said: “It’s funny, this turkey... it looks like a chicken.” Philico snorts. "You from Roshar?" 1
Wind he/him Posted November 23, 2020 Posted November 23, 2020 45 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said: Philico snorts. "You from Roshar?" “I’ve always been everywhere...”
Bearer of all agonies he/him Posted November 23, 2020 Posted November 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Matrim's Dice said: Philico snorts. "You from Roshar?" Quote Actually, I think the Heralds aren’t originally from Roshar. But, yeah, I’ve spent several millennia there. Being tortured.
Condensation she/her Posted November 23, 2020 Posted November 23, 2020 "Hello? Rope? Tripping the turkey or chicken or whatever it is?"
Channelknight Fadran Posted November 23, 2020 Author Posted November 23, 2020 11 hours ago, Condensation said: "Hello? Rope? Tripping the turkey or chicken or whatever it is?" "I don't even know anymore, Daolan. This adventure derailed way differently than I expected it to."
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