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[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, Enter a username said:

Enter Pulled on every piece of metal Fadran had, hoping to either slow himself (and the turkey) down or speed Fadran up. Or both.

He ended up doing both, and the two of them collided.

[Wind he/him]

Wind regained his cognitive presence and flew to the turkey, “is this the one we were looking for?”

[Enter a username]

The turkey somehow ended up in Enter's shirt. While it kicked him in the face. While it kicked him in the back of the head.

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Edit: I got very ninja'd...

 

Edited November 19, 2020 by Enter a username

[Experience he/him]

Just now, Wind said:

Wind regained his cognitive presence and flew to the turkey, “is this the one we were looking for?”

A turkey at least five times as large as the first one emerges from the trees, and bellows in anger.

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Here comes the mother!

 

[Condensation she/her]

"Yes it is."

[Wind he/him]

1 minute ago, Experience said:

A turkey at least five times as large as the first one emerges from the trees, and bellows in anger.

 

“Should I kill it?”

[Channelknight Fadran]

2 minutes ago, Experience said:

A turkey at least five times as large as the first one emerges from the trees, and bellows in anger.

1 minute ago, Condensation said:

"Yes it is."

"Holy cremling!" Fadran yelps. "Daolan, we've got problems! Big ones! Pun intended!"

[Condensation she/her]

4 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

"Holy cremling!" Fadran yelps. "Daolan, we've got problems! Big ones! Pun intended!"

"What am I supposed to do?"

[Mat he/him]

Just now, Condensation said:

"What am I supposed to do?"

"I got you."

Philico surrounds the monstrous turkey with hordelings, completely encasing it in a disgusting cocoon. He begins to tie himself together, squeezing as the hordeling basing shrinks. He focuses on the lung area of the beast. pressing and tightening. Within 30 seconds, the turkey falls still.

He reforms in his human imitation. "There. Dinner is served."

 

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, Matrim's Dice said:

"I got you."

Philico surrounds the monstrous turkey with hordelings, completely encasing it in a disgusting cocoon. He begins to tie himself together, squeezing as the hordeling basing shrinks. He focuses on the lung area of the beast. pressing and tightening. Within 30 seconds, the turkey falls still.

He reforms in his human imitation. "There. Dinner is served."

1 minute ago, Condensation said:

"What am I supposed to do?"

"Nothing, apparently. Do you think this'll feed the Fellowship?"

Edited November 19, 2020 by Channelknight Fadran

[Condensation she/her]

"Wow, that was... odd and amazing at the same time."

[Experience he/him]

The smaller turkey eats one of Philico's hordelings.

[Mat he/him]

Just now, Experience said:

The smaller turkey eats one of Philico's hordelings.

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[Enter a username]

Even though it was in Enter's shirt and kicking him in the face and kicking him in the back of the head.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, Enter a username said:

Even though it was in Enter's shirt and kicking him in the face and kicking him in the back of the head.

Fadran grabbed the turkey by the tail and yanked it out.

[Experience he/him]

1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Fadran grabbed the turkey by the tail and yanked it out.

It quickly swallowed the hordeling that was still in its mouth.

[Enter a username]

Despite being in someone else's hands, it was still kicking Enter in the face and in the back of the head.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Fadran hurled the turkey into the air, using some Arcana to throw it roughly twenty feet away. "Begone!"

[Mat he/him]

1 minute ago, Experience said:

It quickly swallowed the hordeling that was still in its mouth.

The hordeling still lived, however. It still was connected (Connected?) to Philico's hivemindyness. 

It was disgusting.

[Experience he/him]

The turkey flies away, possibly to go find its dad.

Just now, Matrim's Dice said:

The hordeling still lived, however. It still was connected (Connected?) to Philico's hivemindyness. 

It was disgusting.

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I mean, I dunno if this would work, but could your hordeling control it now or something?

 

[Mat he/him]

Just now, Experience said:

The turkey flies away, possibly to go find its dad.

 

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...Yeah I doubt that would work. I have a solution but it has to wait a little bit.

 

[Wind he/him]

An even larger turkey enters the clearing. 

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The Grandmother.

 

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, Wind said:

An even larger turkey enters the clearing. 

"Aha. More turkey." Fadran brandished his Channelblade.

[Mat he/him]

Just now, Wind said:

An even larger turkey enters the clearing. 

 

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Nonononononononononononono we're done I think.

*Casts vote to reject grandam turkey from existence*

 

[Experience he/him]

1 minute ago, Matrim's Dice said:

 

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Fine the grandam can leave, but the grandma stays.