A bunch of idiots, A sentient tortilla, and Non-Stop Tetris music

[I Am A Fish he/him]

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All right, 

To celebrate my eight-hundredth post

I want the most free form rp on the shard.

No godmodding, 

Stay within the shard guidelines, and be nice

That is all.

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I said free form, I meant free form 

I don't expect this to catch on. But if it does,  

Fish chased after the tortilla. Flopping as quickly as he could. So far the tortilla had kidnapped a meatball, and burned a strawberry field. Such crimes would not go unpunished. The tortilla rolled quickly, but fish flopped quicker. He was almost there...

[Negative_Null They/Them]

Across the field, a chorus of crickets loosely connected by a central hive mind began chirping the Tetris A theme

[Channelknight Fadran]

An opposing army arrives, singing the Tetris B Theme!

The war has begun.

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For the record, though, I do prefer A...

 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Fish rolled in the midst of them

[Negative_Null They/Them]

"Wow, two armies of crickets in the same meadow? What are the odds of that?" They chirp using a variation on morse code, while still chirping the Tetris theme. "And what about the fish?"

[I Am A Fish he/him]

The fish began trying to eat the crickets.

[Negative_Null They/Them]

2 minutes ago, I Used To Be A Fish said:

The fish began trying to eat the crickets.

"Bad fish!"

the Tetris A side is defeated as they scatter in every direction

Edited September 17, 2020 by Negative_Null

[Channelknight Fadran]

4 minutes ago, Negative_Null said:

"Bad fish!"

the Tetris A side is defeated as they scatter in every direction

The Tetris B side hunts down anyone who remains!

[I Am A Fish he/him]

And are attacked by a sentient tortilla!

[Vapor she/her]

Then Mr Bear arrives, and eats the tortilla (pronounced tor till a) with his giant mouth.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

the tortilla is sad.

[dannnex male]

but that was all irrelevant 

wait wrong thread. 

[Vapor she/her]

"well suck it up" Mr. Bear said meanly with a mouth full

[I Am A Fish he/him]

1 minute ago, Danex said:

but that was all irrelevant 

wait wrong thread. 

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Yeah, meant this to be slightly more similar to the original tFotT

 

[Vapor she/her]

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so like less random

 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, Vapor said:

 

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A bit yeah,

But whatever.

 

[Vapor she/her]

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So more tFotT, less TLT?

 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, Vapor said:

 

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More of a half and half,

But whatever.

 

[Vapor she/her]

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Okay, lets get at least some organization.

Mr Bear seemed to be talking to someone, although no one was there. "All right, one of the Narrators says something."
 

[Channelknight Fadran]

The Narrator decides to talk in bold, because why the heck not?

[Vapor she/her]

Narrator Vapor told everyone that Fish was planning on a bit more order here.

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Identical copies of the fish started raining out of the sky.

[Vapor she/her]

Which meant that they needed a bit more order than a whole bunch of randomness.

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The ground started vibrating to the two Tetris themes that the crickets were playing earlier.

[Condensation she/her]

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Sorry, Vapor, noticed it and told Fog offhand, then realized that I'm a tattletale. Don't hate me? Also don't tell that I'm on here?

Narrator H appeared and bounced her head to the beat.