The Person Below Me

[Odiumiumium he/him]

No, fortunately.

TPBM is a chicken.

[RaeTheRaven]

Only on Roshar. 

TPBM ate a chicken. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

3 minutes ago, RaeTheRaven said:

I came here to have a good time and I honestly feel so attacked rn *cries in raven*

Oh no I'm so sorry! As long as you can prove to me that you are not a government drone, you're cool. The fact that most birds are government drones is why I hate them, as the government betrayed me by assassinating the president who was my grandma's grandchild's babysitter's dog's water bowl. As long as you're not a government drone, we can be friends .

Just now, RaeTheRaven said:

TPBM ate a chicken. 

I have eaten pieces of a chicken before, yes.

The person below me is a government drone.

[RaeTheRaven]

4 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Oh no I'm so sorry! As long as you can prove to me that you are not a government drone, you're cool. The fact that most birds are government drones is why I hate them, as the government betrayed me by assassinating the president who was my grandma's grandchild's babysitter's dog's water bowl. As long as you're not a government drone, we can be friends .

I have eaten pieces of a chicken before, yes.

The person below me is a government drone.

I super secret swear that I'm not a government drone. I'm a fully independent drone with no affiliation whatsoever. 

No, I'm an independent drone. 

TPBM is still grieving that water bowl. 

 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, RaeTheRaven said:

I super secret swear that I'm not a government drone. I'm a fully independent drone with no affiliation whatsoever. 

Awesome!

[Szeth's Facepalm]

8 hours ago, RaeTheRaven said:

I super secret swear that I'm not a government drone. I'm a fully independent drone with no affiliation whatsoever. 

No, I'm an independent drone. 

TPBM is still grieving that water bowl. 

 

i have no idea what that means, so..... yes.

TPBM has woken up in the middle night and had a panic attack because they were absolutely certain their arm was broken but it turned out it was just entirely numb cause they slept in a way that cut off circulation.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

I...wish you good luck? Most panic I've ever experienced upon waking up was realizing I slept too late.

TPBM would not be able to survive without free and safe online file converters. 

[RaeTheRaven]

I'd like to think I'd manage to pull through somehow. 

TPBM has woken up way too early today

[Odiumiumium he/him]

I did, then immediately fell back asleep and woke up 5 minutes past what I should. 

TPBM can't find any tutorials on a very simple thing because apparently everyone knows that thing except them??? (no im not mad what makes you think that?)

[RaeTheRaven]

Not at the moment, but I sympathise with the sentiment. 

TPBM has a long day ahead?

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Technically, I have 3 hours left of my day. 

TPBM has now found the thing they were looking for desperately and now feels mildly silly. 

[2EmLee2]

Umm… Rutabaga?

TPBM keeps trying to go to bed earlier but always seems to fall asleep later and later

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Yep. Curse you phone!

TPBM likes broccoli.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

56 minutes ago, Odiumiumium said:

I...wish you good luck? Most panic I've ever experienced upon waking up was realizing I slept too late.

ahahah thank you, i thought it must not be a unique experience cause it's happened to me like 4 times, but.... i guess i need to start sleeping differently or something ;-;

and yeah, i do like broccoli, as long as it's cooked right. no raw. burnt broccoli with lots of sauce is my favorite :D

TPBM likes The Magnus Archives!!!

Spoiler

if not pls go check it out it's really good

 

[Odiumiumium he/him]

1 minute ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

as long as it's cooked right. no raw. burnt broccoli with lots of sauce is my favorite

YES EXACTLY! PEOPLE EATING RAW BROCCOLI HAVE NEVER TASTED TRUE BROCCOLI! THEY ARE WRONG!

Ahem, um no I have not read the Magnus Archives. Apologies, fellow broccoli lover.

TPBM likes to answer ridiculous questions with approximations and lots of laughter.

[RaeTheRaven]

Sure, why not. 

TPBM should be doing something else?

[Szeth's Facepalm]

16 minutes ago, Odiumiumium said:

Ahem, um no I have not read the Magnus Archives. Apologies, fellow broccoli lover.

*listened

itsa podcast

:D

[Eluvianii he/him]

Sleeping maybe. 

TPBM hates it when they stay up late and start getting hungry. 

[RaeTheRaven]

Yes, that is rather annoying

TPBM hates procrastinating but does it anyway

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Yeah, I'm procrastinating right now in fact. I procrastinate too much, I think I can genuinely say it's my worst habit. There are worse habits to have tbh.

TPBM regularly stays up past twelve.

Edited January 19, 2023 by Robin Sedai

[RaeTheRaven]

Not really. Occasionally at weekends. But I'm more of an early to bed and early to rise kinda person. 

TPBM has had a good day.

 

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

My day just started by yeah so far its been good.

TPBM is going to be up too late tonight.

[RaeTheRaven]

I hope not 

TPBM likes sports.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Um. Sort of I guess. I ran XC in high school and that was awesome. I don't really love watching football or basketball or anything, but I like sports.

TPBM likes doritos

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Yes, but only horizontally. 

TPBM is in class right now.