The Person Below Me

[The One Ring she/her]

Yes

TPBM is listening to something (if yes, what are you listening?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I want to be, I would be listening to the Master of the Mystic by Micheal Giachino from Doctor Strange.

TPBM is reading Dune.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Nope. I read it years ago, wasn't impressed.

TPBM's neighborhood has a lot of strays.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

nope.

TPBM is a stray.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

That’s a matter of opinion.

The person below me has a stray in their home.

Edited March 5, 2022 by Sequence

[Eluvianii he/him]

Not my fault that a baby kitten somehow teleported into our backyard. 

TPBM has some inexplicable stories. 

Edited March 6, 2022 by Eluvianii

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Not really... I have weird random stories, though.

TPBM will define "speechless", and will explain how that can fit with talking for two full minutes.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

yes, although you said nothing about having to do it on this forum and right now ;D

TPBM has read fanfic for something

[Trutharchivist he/him]

I have, during my lifetime, done that. I also wrote some.

TPBM will define "speechless", and will explain how that can fit with talking for two full minutes, all that in the post below this post.

If exact words is the game, I shall play. For now.

[Going_North_cal]

speech·less

/ˈspēCHləs/

adjective

unable to speak, especially as the temporary result of shock or some strong emotion.

"he was speechless with rage"

 

The two minutes could just be you stuttering, and unable to form a cohesive sentence.

 

TPBM never wants to do this again.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

You can just say no. You know how many people didn't fit the TPBM of the person above them?

But that's fine, I'm not committed to being a jerk.

TPBM will yoddle with a sandal on their head (I probably misremembered, but hopefully the idea came through).

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I think it had something to do with bagels? I don't remember either. Nope, I don't own sandals and yodelling would disturb the neighbors. I guess I am overly casual with my soul

TPBM's favourite March sister is Jo.

[Regent she/her]

Idk who or what is that.

TPBM usually accesses the 17th shard forum on desktop/pc

[Some Random Spren he/him]

how did you-

TPBM likes salted caramel

[Regent she/her]

It's in the name, hah.

TPBM has gone parasailing before.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

nope.

TPBM is a regent.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I'm not sure what you mean. Probably not.

TPBM is William Shakespeare.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

how did you know?

TPBM is long dead.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Not for much longer.

TPBM has been resurrected before. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Who's askin'?

TPBM is secretly a McDonalds super agent, trained in espionage to plant info around the universe that mcds is amazing.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Why go to McDonalds when we have WENDYS?

TPBM is going in blind for the Secret Projects.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Indeed. 

The thing is, I have done the unforgivable - I've read about books in Wikipedia before reading them - and I need to repent. Fun fact: the first time I encountered Mistborn was quite a few years ago, when my oldest brother brought a (God Beyond preserve us) translated copy home. I didn't read it, just asked him about the book, and then went on to... Well, I wrote that above. No need to mention my sins more than once. I read it a couple of years later, and already knew the twist. Too bad about that. I did that with one of my favorite books ever, too, and in both cases I noticed a difference in the feeling between reading the plot summary and reading the book. Which is kind of obvious, I guess.

TPBM has been rickrolled lately.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The last time I was rickrolled was like... a few months ago in this thread.

The person below me taught themselves Minecraft Redstone.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Barely.

TPBM sucks at minecraft red stone like me.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Incorrect! I am a seasoned veteran and although my methods may be unconventional at times, I am able to complete most tasks through needlessly complicated redstone! 

Spoiler

If you ever need some tips and tricks and lessons, you know who to call.

 

The person below me consumes Mayocoba beans at least bimonthly.

Edited March 11, 2022 by Sequence