Hoid in D&D compaign

[Stefano]

hello,

I am a dungeon master, and I am going to make Hoid make an appearance in my compaign, just to pull the strings on the story.

I would like to make him appear as wit, and of course he has to be witty.

May you suggest some witty mockery to make him say?

[Hoidolasium he/him]

What are the characters?

He usually mocks some small detail - not some major aspect of their personality, but something just specific enough not to feel like a stock insult.

[Weltall]

Hoid can also be extremely cutting when he feels like it's necessary; compare his insulting Sadeas' consorting with prostitutes (which was a pretty low-effort job) to saying that Amaram is what a lesser cretin like Sadeas aspires to be (a double whammy of 'You're a cretin and I know what's up with you and it makes you worse than the guy plotting to overthrow a kingdom). That one was a particularly targeted insult.

So yeah, what sort of setting and characters are you working with? Because there's different ways Hoid could mock them depending on the circumstances.

[Stefano]

a cannibal druid, a famale swordancer, a classic rogue thief, a barbarian dwarf, an half elf mage

they are at the beggining of the compaign, no specific traits defined yet (i never played with these people before, i can't even guess)

just some apparently random insults is fine, as long as they are "hoidish"

[Weltall]

I don't think Hoid would have to stretch his wit very far to come up with jokes about leaving a bad taste in the mouth or some variation of 'you are what you eat' for the first one...

[Elsecaller_17.5 he/him]

This is a bit off topic, but for mechanics may I suggest a Glamour Bard.

[Stefano]

1 hour ago, Elsecaller_17.5 said:

This is a bit off topic, but for mechanics may I suggest a Glamour Bard.

It's the true hoid, with all his powers, perpendicularity to greyhawk universe