Ask FriarFritz Anything

[FriarFritz]

Uncertain, but I think it might be Night Watch by Terry Pratchett

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Ahhhhhhhh. . .

[AonEne he/him]

On 8/28/2020 at 1:09 AM, FriarFritz said:

*heavy suspicion* What is...in the cookie, exactly? 

I’m a TUBAist, it’s safe! 

[FriarFritz]

57 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I’m a TUBAist, it’s safe! 

Ah, that's a relief. *takes cookie, then realizes it's probably stale by now*

[AonEne he/him]

*gives you fresh ones* 

[+Ark1002]

*uses blowgun to blast small spikes into fresh cookies mid handoff*

[FriarFritz]

"Gasp!"

[AonEne he/him]

*gives you fresh ones again while Ark’s not around* 

[FriarFritz]

*accepts cookies surreptitiously, whilst wearing a shady jacket*

[AonEne he/him]

Where’d you get that sweet jacket? 

[FriarFritz]

11 hours ago, AonEne said:

Where’d you get that sweet jacket? 

... I'm not sure, actually. Probably at Goodwill.

[Condensation she/her]

What's your opinion on Christmas music before Halloween?

[FriarFritz]

50 minutes ago, Condensation said:

What's your opinion on Christmas music before Halloween?

Sure. Especially if it's instrumental.

I highly recommend the album "Cazimero Christmas Favorites". It includes the soundtrack of The Very First Noel (if you've ever seen that), as well as some other great Hawaiian style Christmas music 

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

What is your favorite rep title of all time?

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

How would you go about taking over the world @Ookla the Monk?

[FriarFritz]

Oh yeah, I have one of these.

On 11/22/2020 at 8:23 AM, Ookla the Tortured said:

What is your favorite rep title of all time?

I think it'd have to be So 1337 Hoid Can't Compete. It's just cheesy enough, without being too cheesy.

3 hours ago, Ookla the Steampunked said:

How would you go about taking over the world @Ookla the Monk?

Become the majority shareholder in either Disney or Alphabet (the company what owns Google). 

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

4 hours ago, Ookla the Monk said:

Oh yeah, I have one of these.

I think it'd have to be So 1337 Hoid Can't Compete. It's just cheesy enough, without being too cheesy.

Become the majority shareholder in either Disney or Alphabet (the company what owns Google). 

Yep, that's also my favorite one.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Given the option of having the power of flight or having a billion dollars (that don’t inflate the economy), which would you choose?

[FriarFritz]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Steampunked said:

Given the option of having the power of flight or having a billion dollars (that don’t inflate the economy), which would you choose?

A billion dollars, because I'm afraid of heights.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Even though you would never have to fear falling to your death again?

[FriarFritz]

14 minutes ago, Ookla the Steampunked said:

Even though you would never have to fear falling to your death again?

Yes! It's an irrational fear!

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Well, I guess that makes an irrational sort of sense

[AonEne he/him]

What book is the Terry Pratchett quote in your sig from? 

[FriarFritz]

On 2/8/2021 at 9:32 AM, AonEne said:

What book is the Terry Pratchett quote in your sig from? 

Idk if it's actually from a Terry Pratchett book or not, but it sounds kinda Pratchetty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Emi she/her]

how are you and Mist so adorable?