Selecting the Leader of the Hegemony of the World

[revelryintheart she/her]

hey everyone

Spoiler

vote for me 

 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, revelryintheart said:

hey everyone

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vote for me 

 

You should join my campaign as a contingency plan.

[Negative_Null They/Them]

I think I was already voluntold in. Otherwise I'm just watching the *ahem* drama unfold.

 

Spoiler

But Queen, really? I didn't need that today

 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, Negative_Null said:

I think I was already voluntold in. Otherwise I'm just watching the *ahem* drama unfold.

 

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But Queen, really? I didn't need that today

 

You can be on multiple people's staff.

Edited August 17, 2020 by I Am A Fish

[revelryintheart she/her]

1 minute ago, I Am A Fish said:

You should join my campaign as a contingency plan.

No <3

[I Am A Fish he/him]

[Channelknight Fadran]

Vote me for a Constitutional Monarchy that reserves the rights of everyone in the world! Equal economic opportunity for all: including fishes!

[dannnex male]

HEY HEY HEY

FISH EDITED THE POLL IN THE DUEL THREAD 

My name was on the bottom with the 7 votes. 
tsktsktsk lying even more. 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

2 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

 including fishes!

That's what they all say.

Fishes are the only people who can be trusted to restore balance to the universe.

Just now, Danex said:

HEY HEY HEY

FISH EDITED THE POLL IN THE DUEL THREAD 

My name was on the bottom with the 7 votes. 
tsktsktsk lying even more. 

Stop blaming your failing campaign on me.

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 minute ago, I Am A Fish said:

That's what they all say.

Fishes are the only people who can be trusted to restore balance to the universe.

Despite the fact that some species tend to forget everything after thirteen seconds?

2 minutes ago, Danex said:

HEY HEY HEY

FISH EDITED THE POLL IN THE DUEL THREAD 

My name was on the bottom with the 7 votes. 
tsktsktsk lying even more. 

Evidence Galore:

Edited August 17, 2020 by Channelknight Fadran

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

Evidence Galore:

That's evidence I'm winning.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, I Am A Fish said:

That's evidence I'm winning.

That's evidence you're desperate.

Ack! We are all harboring mutual dislike! We must end this and continue the trend of kindness in the world!

[revelryintheart she/her]

2 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Ack! We are all harboring mutual dislike! We must end this and continue the trend of kindness in the world!

If only real politicians were like this...

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, revelryintheart said:

If only real politicians were like this...

Are you saying we're not real politicians?

[revelryintheart she/her]

Just now, I Am A Fish said:

Are you saying we're not real politicians?

Fish can't be politicians

[Negative_Null They/Them]

6 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

That's evidence you're desperate.

Ack! We are all harboring mutual dislike! We must end this and continue the trend of kindness in the world!

@Spren of Kindness will save us!

[I Am A Fish he/him]

3 minutes ago, revelryintheart said:

Fish can't be politicians

This is why it's so hard to be a fish.

People deny your identity.

Deny you jobs.

Put you in cages with glass walls,

Serve you up with a side of tartar sauce.

Edited August 17, 2020 by I Am A Fish

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Just now, Negative_Null said:

@Spren of Kindness will save us!

*clears throat*  Be nice to each other!  Negativity only brings hard feelings!

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 minute ago, I Am A Fish said:

This is why it's so hard to be a fish.

People deny your heritage.

Deny you jobs.

Put you in cages with glass walls,

Serve you up with a side of tartar sauce

This is why you should vote for me, to end those days, and bring equality to all!

[I Am A Fish he/him]

3 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

This is why you should vote for me, to end those days, and bring equality to all!

No,

The only fishes who should bring change are those who are fishes.

Humans can't be trusted.

Edited August 17, 2020 by I Am A Fish

[Channelknight Fadran]

3 minutes ago, I Am A Fish said:

No,

The only fishes who should bring change are those who are fishes.

These are the words of an opportunist, not a dreamer. Mankind will only rebel if fish bring about their own rights. If mankind grants fish rights, however... fish will forever be free.

Edited August 17, 2020 by Channelknight Fadran

[I Am A Fish he/him]

1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

 Fish are incapable of freeing themselves

This,

Coming from the guy promising equality?

 

Edited August 17, 2020 by I Am A Fish

[Negative_Null They/Them]

Quote

Bad phrasing, bad phrasing. Backtrack, Fadran, backtrack

 

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 minute ago, I Am A Fish said:

This,

Coming from the guy promising equality?

Yes. I'm promising equality to the fishes.

Edit: Just edited that last post. Wowza, that's a powerful political tool!

Edited August 17, 2020 by Channelknight Fadran

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

Yes. I'm promising equality to the fishes.

And yet you say we are incapable of freeing ourselves?