Bad (or good) Cosmere Jokes & Puns

[Malim he/him]

Did you hear about the lady who only used her loom on Thurdays?  She was just into Lightweaving.

 

Or the metalworker who had a fetish for handcuffs?  He was quite the Bondsmith.

 

Of course there is the city that didn't allow wooden construction.  It was quite the Stoneward.

Edited November 2, 2020 by Malim
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[Flyingbooks]

What do Scadrians use for disguises? Fake mistashes.

[MarewillFlower]

This thread is great! Made an account just to add 

 

-The steelpusher couldn’t decide where to throw his coin, then the penny dropped. 

-Why does Wayne love hats? He thinks they’re cap-tivating. 

-For Vin, the worst thing about Ruin was how ear-ritating he could be. 

-Why didn’t Susebron laugh at the joke? He found it tasteless. 

-How do you greet a male mistborn? Allo’ Man Sir.

-What do you say to a nosy feruchemist? Mind your own business.

Edited November 13, 2020 by MarewillFlower

[Weltall]

- What did Rysn say when asked why she was playing pranks on Vstim? I was just having a larkin.

- What did the one-armed Herdazian say when he ran off with his girlfriend unexpectedly? I'm a-Lopen.

- Wit wanted to give away copies of his tell-all memoir as part of a contest but the publishers insisted on a disclaimer that the offer was Hoid where prohibited.

- Why did Vin know she could always rely on her husband? Because he'd always be there to Elend her a hand.

- What do you call a mercenary oral hygienist? A Denth-ist.

- I've heard that the world's greatest Forger doesn't like talking to people but I'm sure she's just Shai.

Edited November 14, 2020 by Weltall

[+robardin he/him]

We don't know exactly how Adonalsium was "killed", but we do know where and when.

It wasn't done in secret, either - it was basically telecast all over the Cosmere.

LIVE FROM NEW YOLEN, IT'S SHATTERDAY NIGHT!

Edited November 20, 2020 by robardin