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Oooo guys I have an exciting girls thing! I put on nail polish for the first time on Friday. Just a clear coat, but I think I can understand why we females put lacquer on our fingernails :P 

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On 11/23/2022 at 1:46 PM, Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff said:

@Shining Silhouette, how is my throne coming along? I need it by tomorrow. I presume it is almost ready?

Your throne is complete! I made it from the finest dragon scales available (through ethical and humane methods, of course. Dragons are extraordinary creatures).

Now of course I need an up front payment.

On 11/25/2022 at 6:59 PM, InfiniteInsanity said:

What makes dragon thrones harder to make than other thrones?

Everything! The scales line the throne! The tears are used as varnish! The breath is used to blend it all together! It took months of me trying to make this throne for Haly Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff!

On 11/25/2022 at 10:02 PM, Ookla the Floofy said:

*throws totally unspiked cookies at Silho* I would like a throne too! But a cat throne. Is that possible?

*Narrows eyes*

Do you have the payment?

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1 minute ago, Ookla the Debonair said:

*Narrows eyes*

Do you have the payment?

Uhmmm... *contemplates*

Will you take griffin tears instead?

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1 minute ago, Ookla the Debonair said:

Your throne is complete! I made it from the finest dragon scales available (through ethical and humane methods, of course. Dragons are extraordinary creatures).

Now of course I need an up front payment.

Everything! The scales line the throne! The tears are used as varnish! The breath is used to blend it all together! It took months of me trying to make this throne for Haly Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff!

*Narrows eyes*

Do you have the payment?

Very well. Here’s 50% of my up-front payment. 100,000,000 dragon tears. (Izzat the right number of 0s)

Ill just take my throne now, shall I?

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Just now, Ookla the Floofy said:

Uhmmm... *contemplates*

Will you take griffin tears instead?

Woah being quoted as Ookla the Debonair is downright scary

Silho stroked his chin. "I...suppose" he finally said.

1 minute ago, Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff said:

Very well. Here’s 50% of my up-front payment. 100,000,000 dragon tears. (Izzat the right number of 0s)

Ill just take my throne now, shall I?

Fine. Get it out of my house. It keeps attracting these weird tourist people who think it'll turn them into a dragon rider.

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Just now, Ookla the Debonair said:

Woah being quoted as Ookla the Debonair is downright scary

Silho stroked his chin. "I...suppose" he finally said.

Fine. Get it out of my house. It keeps attracting these weird tourist people who think it'll turn them into a dragon rider.

Thank you. My blue-flame centipedes will bring it along behind me.

Dont get used to me paying for things, though.

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Just now, Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff said:

Thank you. My blue-flame centipedes will bring it along behind me.

Dont get used to me paying for things, though.

What?! Blue-flame centipedes are banned! Didn't you see the sign when you came in!

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"But wait!" A teleporting door to door throne insurance man appears. "Do you have insurance for your lovely new throne? Such a treasure needs reassurance that damage will compensated."

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1 minute ago, Ookla the Debonair said:

What?! Blue-flame centipedes are banned! Didn't you see the sign when you came in!

*SIGHHHHHH* Fine. Fine fine fine. My cats, then.

Just now, Ookla the Kobold said:

"But wait!" A teleporting door to door throne insurance man appears. "Do you have insurance for your lovely new throne? Such a treasure needs reassurance that damage will compensated."

I do actually have insurance, and it’s called being a tyrant. Why? You got protective spells?

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1 hour ago, Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff said:

*SIGHHHHHH* Fine. Fine fine fine. My cats, then.

I do actually have insurance, and it’s called being a tyrant. Why? You got protective spells?

The salesman falters. "At Throne Insurance Incorporated we have a strict non tyrant policy." He pulls out a checklist. "What kind of tyrannical behavior do you partake in?"

Edited by Ookla the Kobold
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Just now, Ookla the Obstinate said:

Mmmm. Banana bread. It's better than pumpkin bread. 

Fight me :P

No, I agree. My mom's banana bread reigns supreme above all other breads - pumpkin or otherwise. >:D

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Just now, Ookla the Debonair said:

Raspberry lemon poppy seed bread? :3

*gasps* WhAt Is ThAt HeAvEnlY cOnCocTiOn?

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7 minutes ago, Ookla the Obstinate said:

Mmmm. Banana bread. It's better than pumpkin bread. 

Fight me :P

Bread is bread and all I can confirm is that it's best a couple of minutes out of the oven.

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26 minutes ago, Ookla the Forgettable said:

IT'S CATCHING ON!!!! :3 :3 :3 ;3

Um...

Spoiler

I don't think you invented that. Sorry, sis.

 

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