Szeth's Facepalm Posted November 22, 2021 Posted November 22, 2021 (edited) GET IT! GET IT! *pulls out massive water gun filled with ketchup* PREPARE TO DIE, @Boomerang Guy!!!! *pauses* Haha that rhymed heh DIEEEEEE! Edited November 22, 2021 by Szeth's Facepalm 1
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted November 22, 2021 Author Posted November 22, 2021 Huh. I forgot this thread existed, honestly. Hi!
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Enter a username Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 Enter walked in, put down a package, and walked out.
2EmLee2 Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 "Ah! There's a boy!" EmLee walks in slow circles around the package. "Girls, d'ya think we should open it?"
Szeth's Facepalm Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 (edited) "Ooooo, my words are in quotation marks now!!" Szeth's Facepalm walks over to 2EmLee2. "Yes, that package looks very nice. It also smells like cheetos, which is a good sign." Edited November 23, 2021 by Szeth's Facepalm
Robin Sedai she/her Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 Robin examines it with a magnifying glass. "If we don't, I may die of curiosity. But do we dare? There may be... cooties."
2EmLee2 Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 (edited) "Does it?" EmLee sniffed around. "I thought that was the source of the Cheeto smell." EmLee points to to a giant bowl overflowing with Infinite Cheetos. Yes, you heard (Read?) right. Infinite. Cheetos. [insert angelic singing here] "I think we must dare, for the sake of... uh... What should our "sake" be?" Edited November 23, 2021 by 2EmLee2
Robin Sedai she/her Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 Robin drifts over, attracted by the infinite Cheetos. "Girls everywhere? Curiosity? The cute baby pandas? Take your pick."
2EmLee2 Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 "What about good books with strong female characters? But that's a bit of a cliché, isn't it? Hmmmmm..."
Szeth's Facepalm Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 "How about we just do it for cheetos?"
Robin Sedai she/her Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 "How about we do it now, and we can figure out the sake later?"
Szeth's Facepalm Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 "Ok!" Facepalm pulls out the cleaver they keep in their bag. "Who wants to slice the tape?"
Robin Sedai she/her Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 Robin blinks at the cleaver. "Not me, but whoever does, don't chop the package in two."
2EmLee2 Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 EmLee backs away slowly from the sharp, pointy object. "How about we just use a box cutter instead of..." EmLee makes a gesture at the cleaver.
Szeth's Facepalm Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 (edited) Facepalm sighs and pulls out a multi-tool. "No one ever appreciates my preparedness... Anyway, lets open the box!" Edited November 23, 2021 by Szeth's Facepalm
2EmLee2 Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 "No, I appreciate it, but I just have a phobia of sharp, pointy, and potentially dangerous objects unless they're being handled by a responsible and trustworthy adult. But yes- box time!"
Szeth's Facepalm Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 Szeth's Facepalm sighs again, puts away all sharp pointy and potentially dangerous objects, and rips box open with their bare hands. They gasp as the inside starts glowing. "It's- it's-"
2EmLee2 Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 "IT'S A GLITTER BOMB- HURRY, GET THE FEBREZE!"
Enter a username Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 Incredibly fine glitter exploded out the top, followed by a horrendous smell. A timer started counting down. 10... 9...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 Szeth's Facepalm coughs loudly. "Wouldthisbeagoodtimetomentionhowunconnectedimfeelingwithmygendersoimgonnaduckoutforjustaslongasittakesyoutocleanupthemessfromthisokbyeegiiiiirrrllsss" Facepalm coughs again, grabs their stuff and dashes out the door before the timer countdown reaches zero. They can be seen at domino's, getting pizza and breadsticks for everyone. 1
2EmLee2 Posted November 23, 2021 Posted November 23, 2021 8... 7... 6... EmLee grabs the box with the conveniently placed handle to try to take it elsewhere, though her hand becomes glued to it because of some cleverly-placed rodent trap glue. "Aw, stars! I should have seen that coming!" She shakes her hand around to try to shake the scudding thing off, but with no progress.
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