Kiss, Marry, Kill (Sanderson Edition)

[Lunamor she/her]

8 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Feel free to kill me all you want.

Kiss Kindndess (or, rather, hug Kindness), Marry AonEne, and... frick, I don't wanna kill Lunamor.

Pretend to kill Lunamor by hiding him in a stew pot.

@DramaQueen, @Channelknight Fadran, @McWafy

*muffled from inside stew pot* I’m a her 

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, Lunamor said:

*muffled from inside stew pot* I’m a her 

It's all part of the disguise.

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

It's all part of the disguise.

*puts on fake mustache*

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, Lunamor said:

*puts on fake mustache*

*Gives Lunamor a dudesuit*

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

*Gives a suspicious gaze in Fadran and Lunamor's direction*

[Channelknight Fadran]

36 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

*Gives a suspicious gaze in Fadran and Lunamor's direction*

*Places finger on lips and holds up a picture of you as a guy that reads "DramaKing."*

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

4 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

*Places finger on lips and holds up a picture of you as a guy that reads "DramaKing."*

what no ew

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 minute ago, DramaQueen said:

what no ew

Oh dear. I'm afraid you made me laugh out loud and I received no shortage of strange looks from my family.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

Oh dear. I'm afraid you made me laugh out loud and I received no shortage of strange looks from my family.

It's ok, you almost repaid the favor. I laughed out loud, but I'm the only one inside right now.

[Channelknight Fadran]

22 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

It's ok, you almost repaid the favor. I laughed out loud, but I'm the only one inside right now.

In any case... this topic's derailed spectacularly.

Who wants to kill me? Here's the last prompt so you don't have to go digging:

Quote

Feel free to kill me all you want.

Kiss Kindndess (or, rather, hug Kindness), Marry AonEne, and... frick, I don't wanna kill Lunamor.

Pretend to kill Lunamor by hiding her in a stew pot.

@DramaQueen, @Channelknight Fadran, @McWafy

 

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

I'm gonna ask not to be in the Sharder KMK, thanks.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

5 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

I'm gonna ask not to be in the Sharder KMK, thanks.

Ok, we will not include you from now on, sorry about that.

From now on, we'll only include people after they have approved being included. Super sorry, I didn't think about the fact that people might not want to be included.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Ok that was fast, it usually takes longer to turn a Sanderson game into a sharder game

[Channelknight Fadran]

Queen's one of the more spontaneous sharders.

Also!

*Places finger on lips and holds up a picture of you as a non-binary that reads Drama.*

Edited July 28, 2020 by Channelknight Fadran

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

6 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Queen's one of the more spontaneous sharders.

Also!

*Places finger on lips and holds up a picture of you as a non-binary that reads Drama.*

Why. Just. Why.

Men and non-binaries can be queens, too, Fadran!!

Edit: Also, yes, I am a more spontaneous person.

Edited July 28, 2020 by DramaQueen
Spontaneity

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, DramaQueen said:

Why. Just. Why.

Men and non-binaries can be queens, too, Fadran!!!

But not everyone can be just "Drama." Also, I would know; I once became a queen (it's a very long story that I'll only share if everyone peer pressures me).

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

But not everyone can be just "Drama." Also, I would know; I once became a queen (it's a very long story that I'll only share if everyone peer pressures me).

*Peer pressures Fadran to share his queen story*

[Channelknight Fadran]

4 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

*Peer pressures Fadran to share his queen story*

I suppose one person is close enough to everyone.

Aight, so I was doing a speech class at my school. The teacher for this class is one of my favorites, and not for no reason; she does all sorts of fun things in her classes. In this particular one, she decided it would be fun if we could take Queen Elizabeth I's Tilbury Speech (I'll spoiler box it below) and deliver it in whatever fashion we wanted. Not everyone had to participate, and it was a small class besides, so only three people signed up for it: This one girl I don't know, this one girl I do know and may or may not have a crush on, and... get this... me. After we all gave our speeches, the audience would choose who had delivered the best speech; the winner would become queen, and the losers would be beheaded.

In any case, the big day came, and the only reason I won was because after the line "I myself will take up arms," I had someone toss me a sword. Had I not done that, I imagine I would've lost. Therefore, I was queened, and the other two were executed... or, rather, as executed as a teacher is allowed to make you, at school.

Here's the speech:

Spoiler

My loving people,

We have been persuaded by some that are careful of our safety to take heed how we commit ourselves to armed multitudes, for fear of treachery. But I assure you, I do not desire to live to distrust my faithful and loving people.

Let tyrants fear. I have always so behaved myself that, under God, I have placed my chiefest strength and safeguard in the loyal hearts and good-will of my subjects; and therefore I am come amongst you, as you see, at this time, not for my recreation and disport, but being resolved, in the midst and heat of the battle, to live and die amongst you all; to lay down for my God, and for my kingdom, and my people, my honour and my blood, even in the dust.

I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England too, and think foul scorn that Parma or Spain, or any prince of Europe, should dare to invade the borders of my realm: to which rather than any dishonour shall grow by me, I myself will take up arms, I myself will be your general, judge, and rewarder of every one of your virtues in the field.

I know already, for your forwardness you have deserved rewards and crowns; and We do assure you on a word of a prince, they shall be duly paid. In the mean time, my lieutenant general shall be in my stead, than whom never prince commanded a more noble or worthy subject; not doubting but by your obedience to my general, by your concord in the camp, and your valour in the field, we shall shortly have a famous victory over these enemies of my God, of my kingdom, and of my people.

 

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

5 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

I suppose one person is close enough to everyone.

Aight, so I was doing a speech class at my school. The teacher for this class is one of my favorites, and not for no reason; she does all sorts of fun things in her classes. In this particular one, she decided it would be fun if we could take Queen Elizabeth I's Tilbury Speech (I'll spoiler box it below) and deliver it in whatever fashion we wanted. Not everyone had to participate, and it was a small class besides, so only three people signed up for it: This one girl I don't know, this one girl I do know and may or may not have a crush on, and... get this... me. After we all gave our speeches, the audience would choose who had delivered the best speech; the winner would become queen, and the losers would be beheaded.

In any case, the big day came, and the only reason I won was because after the line "I myself will take up arms," I had someone toss me a sword. Had I not done that, I imagine I would've lost. Therefore, I was queened, and the other two were executed... or, rather, as executed as a teacher is allowed to make you, at school.

Here's the speech:

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My loving people,

We have been persuaded by some that are careful of our safety to take heed how we commit ourselves to armed multitudes, for fear of treachery. But I assure you, I do not desire to live to distrust my faithful and loving people.

Let tyrants fear. I have always so behaved myself that, under God, I have placed my chiefest strength and safeguard in the loyal hearts and good-will of my subjects; and therefore I am come amongst you, as you see, at this time, not for my recreation and disport, but being resolved, in the midst and heat of the battle, to live and die amongst you all; to lay down for my God, and for my kingdom, and my people, my honour and my blood, even in the dust.

I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England too, and think foul scorn that Parma or Spain, or any prince of Europe, should dare to invade the borders of my realm: to which rather than any dishonour shall grow by me, I myself will take up arms, I myself will be your general, judge, and rewarder of every one of your virtues in the field.

I know already, for your forwardness you have deserved rewards and crowns; and We do assure you on a word of a prince, they shall be duly paid. In the mean time, my lieutenant general shall be in my stead, than whom never prince commanded a more noble or worthy subject; not doubting but by your obedience to my general, by your concord in the camp, and your valour in the field, we shall shortly have a famous victory over these enemies of my God, of my kingdom, and of my people.

 

Sounds super fun, at my school I don't think we'd be allowed to use a sword, even a toy one...

I'm still the only Queen on the Shard.

[Channelknight Fadran]

I beg to differ:

Edit: Oooh, one of them's a Zelda fan.

Edited July 28, 2020 by Channelknight Fadran

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

5 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

I beg to differ:

Edit: Oooh, one of them's a Zelda fan.

I hate you.

Fine, I'm contented with being the only DramaQueen.

[Channelknight Fadran]

2 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

I hate you.

Fine, I'm contented with being the only DramaQueen.

I'm also contented with you being the only DramaQueen.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Just so you know, I don't really hate you. I'm the only active queen, too.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, DramaQueen said:

Just so you know, I don't really hate you. I'm the only active queen, too.

I'm well aware that you don't really hate me. Or, rather, you do, just not as much as most people. Everybody secretely hates me; but everybody secretely hates everybody. It's a weird philisophical thing you can ask your friends to stop that awkward silence between conversations. "So, how much do you guys think you hate each other? I only hate you this much, and I hate you slightly more than that."

Am I just rambling? I tend to do that after I play random songs on the piano. Ignore everything I just said and get someone to decide which of the sharders I've posed must become their lawfully wedded *insert role here*, and which is doomed to die!

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

9 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

I'm well aware that you don't really hate me. Or, rather, you do, just not as much as most people. Everybody secretely hates me; but everybody secretely hates everybody. It's a weird philisophical thing you can ask your friends to stop that awkward silence between conversations. "So, how much do you guys think you hate each other? I only hate you this much, and I hate you slightly more than that."

Am I just rambling? I tend to do that after I play random songs on the piano. Ignore everything I just said and get someone to decide which of the sharders I've posed must become their lawfully wedded *insert role here*, and which is doomed to die!

The first part made sense. I'm confused about the lawfully wedded part.