The middlest post wins!!!!!

[Immortal Platypus]

your left kidney's great uncle's 193rd cousin twice removed's mouth began playing the oboe.

301 (Over 300!!!)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

vuvuzela

301+

(actually 302)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Who wants more root?

303

[Immortal Platypus]

Me!

304

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*passes over jar*

305

[Immortal Platypus]

*Eats whole jar and all the root*

"Yummy!!!"

306

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

so tasty!

307

[Immortal Platypus]

308

"yes!!!"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*drinks more root*

309

[Immortal Platypus]

*drinks even more root*

310

[Telrao she/her]

*joins in with the flute*

311

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[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*drinks as much root as humanly possible*

312

[Telrao she/her]

*Pulls a Hoid and tells a thrilling story with root smoke*

*AHEM*

*Chugs some root and returns to flute*

313 (palindrome!)

Edited December 2, 2022 by Ookla the Floofy

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I love drinking root

It is a glorious drink

This is a haiku.

314

[Telrao she/her]

Root is so tasty

Root is the best to get drunk

I love it too much

315

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Indeed, root is great

Root is the best for all time

It is the greatest.

316

[Telrao she/her]

Root will be supreme

Root shall be above all else

Dare to join our cult?

317

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The root is for all

Everyone gets the root

For the root is best

318

[Telrao she/her]

Never have I seen

A more glorious bev'rage

Than root - all praises!

319

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Not the root beer, no

root is more potent indeed

join our root cult

320

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I am so confused.

There's a drink that's just called "root"?

Can someone explain?

321

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I think that they mean

”root beer,” but I can’t explain

why it’s now a cult.

322

Edited December 2, 2022 by Ookla the Omniscient

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Look in "Social Groups"

It was dead, but it's now back.

Hope that I could help.

323

[Telrao she/her]

Root is not "rootbeer"

Root is something better and

Far superior

324

Edited December 2, 2022 by Ookla the Floofy

[Immortal Platypus]

i will not haiku.

Yes that is in fact a verb

JK, i did it

325

Edited December 2, 2022 by Ookla the platypus