The middlest post wins!!!!!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Cuz they’re the tools of a civilization built on sticks.

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[Immortal Platypus]

fair enough

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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

These sticks refused to be anything besides sticks

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[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I wish they’d blow up. That would be cool.

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[Immortal Platypus]

Explody sticks!!!!

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[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Jdjjsngowj

I dare somebody to use that to make a sentence

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[Immortal Platypus]

Jumping dingos jump justly so no goats owe women jackets. You're welcome.

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Edited November 23, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Beautiful! Your syntax is lovely.

Spoiler

Anyone remember what syntax means? Did I use it right?

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[Immortal Platypus]

thank you

Spoiler

yes, you used it right, but I wouldn't call it lovely. Syntax is forming good sentences (in essence at least) and that wasn't an amazing one. it was okay, but not great.

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[Edema Rue she/her]

I want a sandwich. 

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[Immortal Platypus]

Go to the Battle for the sandwich thread then. In other news, @The Wandering Wizard is winning currently.

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Edited November 24, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Hmm, do I post and make it so I almost lose or do I claim that glory?

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GLORY IT IS!

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Edited November 24, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Immortal Platypus]

Congratulations Wizard. You are no longer winning. Also, I might have been wrong about you winning right then. Oh well. Also, post the post number!!!!!

13 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Hmm, do I post and make it so I almost lose or do I claim that glory?

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GLORY IT IS!

There is no post number here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Don't worry, he fixed it.

14 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Hmm, do I post and make it so I almost lose or do I claim that glory?

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GLORY IT IS!

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yay!!!

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Edited November 24, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

WAHAHAHAHA I WILK FEED THEM MARSHMALLOWS WITH EXPLODING GRANOLA BARS AND GUACAMOLEEEE

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[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Glory, glory!

Glory, glory!

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[Immortal Platypus]

2 hours ago, Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff said:

WAHAHAHAHA I WILK FEED THEM MARSHMALLOWS WITH EXPLODING GRANOLA BARS AND GUACAMOLEEEE

oh no.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

This is a post.

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[Edema Rue she/her]

I WANT AN EXPLODING GRANOLA BAR!!!!!!!!

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[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Too bad. We only sell exploding guacamole.

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[Edema Rue she/her]

Awwww. Way to crush all my hopes and dreams. Now I’m going to be an accountant and undye my hair. 

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[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Have a good time accounting.

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[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

O HAVE EXPLODING EVERYTHING! Here’s a free sample.

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[Immortal Platypus]

I WANT EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the free sample.

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[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

No problem. Free samples are fun to give out.

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[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

did someone say explosions

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(Bookwyrm wins)

Edited November 24, 2022 by Ookla the Omniscient