The Edgedancer Crew

[Mat he/him]

I will enter this. My abilities grant me the power to fly slide to certain victory.

[AonEne he/him]

Edgedancer was one of my higher ones, for sure. And it’s one of my favorite orders. Can I join this race?  

[NattyBo]

8 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Edgedancer was one of my higher ones, for sure. And it’s one of my favorite orders. Can I join this race?  

If I have a vote, sure!

 

 

 

As long as no one armed Herdaziens show up... I think I'm a shoe-in!

[NattyBo]

Also...y'all think I'm playing...I just asked my foodie friend for his (american style) breakfast pancake recipe. 

 

 

[Hen she/her]

Alright, let’s race! We are starting in Azir, where the awesomest edgedancer is currently eating her weight in pancakes. The first person get to the pure lake wins! 

Ready

Set

Go!

(winner gets to eat themselves silly with pancakes in front of everyone else) (and bragging rights. You get those to)

Edited June 16, 2020 by Hentient

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

*Begins to make exaggerated sliding noises*

*pointedly does not break a sweat*

[Hen she/her]

And A.C. Pulls ahead! It seems Dice, Ene, and Nattybo have all been distracted by something at the starting line... something that smells good... a-are those waffles? *shakes head and snaps back into focus* 

[Mat he/him]

No. Must not focus on Waffles. Only Pancakes. Pancakes when race is complete.

*hovers lashes slides forward toward A.C.*

*Grabs pancake for the go*

[Hen she/her]

It seems Lift used the Waffles as a decoy so she could join the race! Its now A.C. and Dice tied for first, with lift following close behind!

Edited June 16, 2020 by Hentient

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Hmm. Off topic really quick, someone just pointed out to me that rule #2 is actually the opposite of what edgedancers stand for, so um, I think I’ll edit that one. I suppose that anyone is welcome. We already have had so many other people anyway . Also, any change to the rules can be made if there is a majority vote supporting it.

*Notices is no longer alone in 1st*

*Decides to make a desperate move*

*Does a loop-de-loop on a nearby stone arch to gain momentum.*

*Fails loop-de-loop and is passed by Dice and Lift*

“Nooooooooooo! I’ve been played the fool!”

 

edit: there. Let it henceforth be known that all orders are welcome!

@The Last Post, you can have respect now. 

Edited June 16, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[Mat he/him]

*Realizes is in first*

*stops for pancakes*

*gets passed by lift*

"Noooooooo! It's the tortoise and the hare all over again"

*Is now tied with A.C.*

[AonEne he/him]

*through mysterious feats of Surgebinding, Ene barely catches up to A.C. and Dice* 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Ah ha! All is not lost!

*begins talking whilst sliding, which takes a lot of yelling*

“I propose an alliance! We have a common enemy here; Lift cannot be allowed to win!!”

[Mat he/him]

*strains to hear A.C.*

*Barely makes out the words, and yells in return*

"I agree! Those pancakes must be not hers! She already has exceeded the recommendation of pancakes-for-a-lifetime!"

[Hen she/her]

The contestants are nearing the finish line... Its close... A.C. and Dice are... Holding hands? Looks as if they are going to slingshot each other to the finish line to beat Lift. Will it work?

[AonEne he/him]

“I agree with this alliance,” Ene yelled. 

[Hen she/her]

Ene comes up from behind, passing in front of A.C. and Dice, she grasps hands with A.C.s free hand to help with the sling shot. The Purelake is in sight, will they pull it off in time? 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

*Nods head in resolve*

*Holds hands*

“Alright! It’s all of us or none of us! I‘m thinkin we pull a B45 maneuver!”

Edited June 16, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[Mat he/him]

*Hears A.C.'s proposal*

"I don't know what that is but absolutely"

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

3 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said:

*Hears A.C.'s proposal*

"I don't know what that is but absolutely"

“Neither do I! Let’s do this!”

*Goes through with the slingshot, and does several flips, twirls, etc. along the way*

*Spectacularly lands at the finish line with Dice and Ene*

Edited June 16, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[Hen she/her]

Ene slides ahead of A.C., and suddenly plants her feet into the ground, pulling A.C. and Dice forward. A.C. does the same motion, and Dice slingshots forward into the water of the purelake. He Brings forward Ene and A.C. to bask in their victory.

Lift pulls up behind them, splashing in the lake, frustrated. 

NattyBo still sits in Azir... having succumbed to the Waffles. 

Edited June 16, 2020 by Hentient

[NattyBo]

11 minutes ago, Hentient said:

Ene slides ahead of A.C., and suddenly plants her feet into the ground, pulling A.C. and Dice forward. A.C. does the same motion, and Dice slingshots forward into the water of the purelake. Dice Wins!!!!!

Lift pulls up behind Dice, splashing in the lake, frustrated. 

Nattybo still sits in Azir... having succumbed to the Waffles. 

 

So...many....carbs.... *burp*...and I just cut into more bread and oil....

[Mat he/him]

*Faceplants into the water. Gets wet*

*Realizes they are the winner*

*Shares humongous pile of pancakes with Ene and A.C.*

[Hen she/her]

*Covers Microphone with hand* *muffled voices* 

"Do we have enough pancakes for three people?"

"Yes, but these are edgedancers we are talking about"

*Inaudible* 

Okay Radiants! Have eating your pancakes! *backs away slowly very quickly*

Edited June 16, 2020 by Hentient

[AonEne he/him]

*lets the others eat all the pancakes, as she just wanted to win the race* 

Edited June 16, 2020 by AonEne