Ask Rosharan A.C. Anything

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

You’re the best cousin ever.

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*pops knuckles menacingly*

 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

1 hour ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

You're cool.

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Hand it over. Now.

 

 

20 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

You’re the best cousin ever.

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*pops knuckles menacingly*

 

This is exactly what I feared would happen...

But I suppose I have no choice.

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Perhaps I should start a Kickstarter to send these out quicker. I’ll have to ask you both to sign here. *hands over contract*

 

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

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Hehehehe. All is going according to plan.

*smiles deviously*

 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

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*signs waiver with pen, not the least bit suspicious of a trap*

 

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

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*Also signs waiver, without reading contents*

 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

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[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

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*gasps*

 

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

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*gaps*

 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Oops. When you hit submit reply before you’re finished with the post.

*ahem*
 

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It’s actually just a regular contract. Or is it? You’ll never know unless you read it .

 

Edited October 20, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

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[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

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I was too tired last night to think of a clever response. But now I’m awake enough to remedy that.

It is permanent on paper. Our lives are entwined. You both will indeed have an air conditioning unit installed in your places of residence; and so I will always be there! 

 

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

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Ahhhh! Have you ever put a Humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room and let them battle it out?

 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

15 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

You’re the best cousin ever.

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*pops knuckles menacingly*

 

Wait. You're cousins?

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Just now, Shard of Reading said:

Wait. You're cousins?

Yes! I showed AC the Shard, and he’s been on here ever since!

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Just now, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Yes! I showed AC the Shard, and he’s been on here ever since!

That's cool. I had no idea.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

1 minute ago, Shard of Reading said:

That's cool. I had no idea.

Now ya know! You’re in the club with Hentient, she just found out too

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

And me. I just found out. 

[AonEne he/him]

Are you older than Truthless or is Truthless older than you?

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

2 hours ago, AonEne said:

Are you older than Truthless or is Truthless older than you?

I’m older than Truthless by 6 months.

Every now and then I have to assert my authority over him. 

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

How are you so cool?

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

1 hour ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

How are you so cool?

An excellent question, one that has been asked by scholars for millennia. The simple answer is, I just am.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

4 hours ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

An excellent question, one that has been asked by scholars for millennia. The simple answer is, I just am.

Thanks a lot.  

Edited November 21, 2020 by Bearer of all agonies