Puns of All Kinds

[+Doomstick he/him]

*bows*
 

Edited April 16, 2020 by The Last Post

[The_Archivist he/him]

What does the abandoned dog say? Fleas adopt me.

[Experience he/him]

Oooo. Maybe we should do pun wars? Like we choose a topic, then two people go against each other. Last one to come up with a pun wins.

Edit: I just found this amazing one: I just found out that I’m color blind. The news came completely out of the green!

Edited April 16, 2020 by Experience

[Destruction he/him]

back when Daily events were written on clay tablets there was a lot of breaking news

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

heh heh.....dats nut funny.....

[Destruction he/him]

Then what is funny I would like to see you do better.

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. The details are sketchy

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

1 minute ago, spren of destruction said:

Then what is funny I would like to see you do better.

No no no no, I loved it I thought it was funny. It was just a joke. Sorry if that was not clear. woops

[Destruction he/him]

It's okay honestly I thought it wasn't funny myself but I wanted to make others think that I thought it was. So that is why I even responded. sorry 

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

3 hours ago, spren of destruction said:

It's okay honestly I thought it wasn't funny myself but I wanted to make others think that I thought it was. So that is why I even responded. sorry 

It's fiiine. I myself struggle with coming up with puns, and I can't get that nut pun out of my stinken brain.

I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”

 

Edited April 16, 2020 by McWafy
Thought of a pun

[Experience he/him]

Anyone up for a pun war? @The_Archivist?

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

42 minutes ago, Experience said:

Anyone up for a pun war? @The_Archivist?

I am not @The_Archivist but I am up for a pun war.

How do penguins make a decision? Flipper coin.

Edited April 18, 2020 by McWafy

[Experience he/him]

Can't think of anything except:

How do penguins make bread? They beak it

Edit: maybe something that has more possibilities?

Edited April 19, 2020 by Experience

[+Doomstick he/him]

why do penguins get into so many fights?

they don't have a flight instinct!

[Experience he/him]

Pun war! Topic: Food. Somebody start.

[Lunamor she/her]

Are you sure that egging people on like this is the best idea? I mean, sure, it’s fun when people get all salty but orange you ever a bit guilty?

[+Doomstick he/him]

Food is too bread a topic! 

[Experience he/him]

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

Are you sure that egging people on like this is the best idea? I mean, sure, it’s fun when people get all salty but orange you ever a bit guilty?

Wheat a minute. Do you knead to ask all those questions? 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Let’s taco ‘bout it.

[Destruction he/him]

It's aPEARent that there is a war going on.