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RELEASE THE PUNS!!!

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Changing Topic from Food Puns to Puns in General
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Just now, Experience said:

I cannut believe you made this! 

I KNOW! :lol: It was just so fun, and people couldnut stop. So I did dis.:P Ain't it nutty.

 

Posted
Just now, The_Archivist said:

You should change it to puns in general. I have a quite horrendous cosmere one:P

Is there some hidden pun in that, or am I just missing something?:P

Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, The_Archivist said:

No pun. Or is there... 

http://xkcd.com/559/

Storm you. I'm going to be looking for a meaning in that for hours.(And yes I typed storm, it wasn't the filter)

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Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, Experience said:

Storm you. I'm going to be looking for a meaning in that for hours.(And yes I typed storm, it wasn't the filter)

Muahahahahahahahaha, you shall all suffer! No pun intended:P

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14 minutes ago, The_Archivist said:

Why don't mistborn get sunburned? Because they're Aloe-mancers! 

heh heh, NO... dats nut punny enough. WE NEED MORE!!!

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Just now, The_Archivist said:

Well this isn't a pun but... 

Life before death, Strength before weakness, Cereal before milk.

Yes. Who puts milk in first? Also, is cereal a soup or a salad?

Posted

So before the pandemic hit I was going to throw a party. I was pretty sure that the pinata was going to be a huge hit

3 minutes ago, Experience said:

Also, is cereal a soup or a salad?

it is cereal

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it is more like soup because salads are usually green. You have to look really hard to find a salad that is not green or to find cereal that is green. The milk therefore is the liquid in the soup so cereal is actually just soup

Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, spren of destruction said:

So before the pandemic hit I was going to throw a party. I was pretty sure that the pinata was going to be a huge hit

*Laughs* heh heh, that is actually really good. 

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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work

"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.

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41 minutes ago, spren of destruction said:

also for all those who are starting a stormlight reread just be always sure to never never take Rock for granite

STOP IT! I am dying of chortles!:lol:

Edited by McWafy
forgot chortles

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