Koloss17 She/They Posted January 20, 2020 Posted January 20, 2020 I’ve seen memes, explain a plot badly, character comparisons, but I haven’t seen any sanderson puns. So here goes: A shu korathi man was shunned and cast out from sel, which is now dominated by the shu derethi. He goes to nalthis and gains a wealth of breath. He awakens a large, hollow half sphere. He gives it the command “destroy sel” The awakened object then goes out to destroy sel. It causes terror for three years. Then it is finally stopped for the most mysterious reason: it gave up. It felt emotions, and most of all, pity. It gives up because he feels bad for the people. The people then screamed from the hilltops “mercyfull dome-y!” i wonder if there are other terrible puns that can be made! 5
Karger he/him Posted January 20, 2020 Posted January 20, 2020 Who is the herald of cutting things apart? Shalash 2
Koloss17 She/They Posted January 20, 2020 Author Posted January 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Karger said: Who is the herald of cutting things apart? Shalash I don’t know, who?
Karger he/him Posted January 20, 2020 Posted January 20, 2020 46 minutes ago, Koloss17 said: I don’t know, who? Read the end
+Doomstick he/him Posted January 20, 2020 Posted January 20, 2020 Are you referencing Ash (cutting things apART)? 2
SirWolfe Posted February 10, 2020 Posted February 10, 2020 In regards to Lift's spren, I'd image that his patience would d-wyndle... ------------------ Nazh really threw some Shade at Nicki Savage in Mistborn Era 2... ------------------ Renarin's corrupted Truthwatcher spren is described as a shimmering structure of red crystals, but maybe "Glystening(glistening)" would describe it better. ------------------ A conversation between a Kandra couple: 1: Hun - Foor how many decades have we been together? 2: If I am remembering correctly, then it will be TenSoon. 1: Wow. Is there anywhere you want to go for our anniversary? Perhaps the Homeland? 2: OreSeur [Oh, sure]! I love you. 1: I love you too, and I hope I'll be with you Fhor Kood. ------------------ 13
Koloss17 She/They Posted February 16, 2020 Author Posted February 16, 2020 Ah fork! Wyndle’s gotten stuck through the plate again! 1
Popular Post Failsafe she/her Posted April 29, 2020 Popular Post Posted April 29, 2020 Maybe the reason the artifabrians haven't been able to recreate shardplate is because no one thought to switch their calculators from degrees to radiants. 30
+Doomstick he/him Posted May 3, 2020 Posted May 3, 2020 Excuse me as I just *falls in a boneless heap*
Gak he/him Posted October 21, 2020 Posted October 21, 2020 am i the only one noticing a pattern with Shallan *may contain oathbringer spoiler* Spoiler how would you describe kaladins shardblade, i would call it sylvery. 5
FriarFritz Posted November 23, 2020 Posted November 23, 2020 What kind of music do they listen to on Scadrial? Spoiler Ska What's another kind of music they listen to on Scadrial? Spoiler Metal Where does Lestibournes go to listen to his favourite ska bands? Spoiler Clubs I'll see myself out now... 9
Flyingbooks Posted November 27, 2020 Posted November 27, 2020 (edited) Why does Roshar have bad infrastructure? Because nobody there pays Tax. Edited November 27, 2020 by Flyingbooks42 1
+Doomstick he/him Posted November 30, 2020 Posted November 30, 2020 On 11/26/2020 at 9:19 PM, Flyingbooks42 said: Why does Roshar have bad infrastructure? Because nobody there pays Tax. but Tax is from Nalthis
Flyingbooks Posted November 30, 2020 Posted November 30, 2020 Just now, Ookla the Rhadamanthine said: but Tax is from Nalthis But on Roshar, he's an ardent, so he doesn't get paid there.
Flying she/her Posted November 30, 2020 Posted November 30, 2020 Why did Kaladin become a Windrunner? Spoiler Because he was a surgeon. I'm pretty sure I posted this somewhere else a few years ago, but I think it also belongs here 4
Mage he/him Posted July 18, 2021 Posted July 18, 2021 I thought up a good pun and was about to create a new thread for it, when I did a search and found this thread, so instead I am reviving this. What is Mitsubishi's best selling vehicle? The Thaida-car For explanation, Mitsubishi is the car brand with the logo that is identical to the Ghostblood symbol. 8
Failsafe she/her Posted August 25, 2021 Posted August 25, 2021 I bet in one of the languages of the Cosmere the word for the Dor is mitochondria. Because the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the Sel 9
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted August 26, 2021 Posted August 26, 2021 The 5 Scholars in their wild and crazy world hopping days somehow get stranded on the Underworld planet, and they have to help the mafia lift a car to get back to Nalthis. So a rat-faced mobster explains the job to them, and during the long winded exposition Arsteel snores loudly. The mobster turns to Shashara and says, "It would seem that your friend needs to be awakened, please do so, I'm not one to waste my breath." Then he says to them mugs, "I gotta make Shashara you understand the job, see. First Yesteel the car, and I don't want see a single Dent on it neither, you understand? Vasher that, you Clods bring it here to Arsteel factory and we melt it down. Kapiche." 5
GoWibble he/him Posted August 27, 2021 Posted August 27, 2021 Despite it being a supernatural prision, Hoid was able to escape from his Sel 4
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