Misheard Songs Lyrics

[Queen’sWit she/her]

You know when you’re  listening to a song and you realize you’ve had the lyrics messed up the whole time? 

The first time I listened  to “Stitches” by Shawn Mendes I thought at a certain point he said, “Chicken, farting onto my knees,”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VbfpW0pbvaU

Skip to 01:09 if you want to hear it.

Have any other funny misheard lyrics?

[Lunamor she/her]

In the Nirvana song Teen Spirit, it sounds like he says “I’m stupid, and potatoes!” and “It’s just you and me now, and potatoes!” I’m not sure what he actually is singing 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Toto's Africa:

"There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do" when it's really "There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do"

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

52 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Toto's Africa:

"There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do" when it's really "There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do"

Ha, I can totally hear that one.

There was a song I listen to when I was younger. It had a line that said “teaching peace.” I always heard “teaching peeps,” though.

It was only a few months ago that I learned the song wasn’t about educating sugary candy chickens.

[Vindo]

An old song by Eskimo Jo that got lots of radio play when it first came out. 

I thought the song said "I cant remember the point I fingered" when it really says "All of us stand and point our fingers" 

[Kualo she/her]

I always was cracked by Amaranth by NIghtwish xD

It's "Caress the one The never-fading rain In your heart To tears of snow-white sorrow Caress the one The hiding amaranth"

After some jokes I heard, all I hear is: "Carrots that wander, never fading, raining. You're hard! And Jesus' snow-white Zorro! Carrots that wander, hiding m&ms in a lamb"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdZn7k5rZLQ

 

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

In Fall-Out Boys' song 'Centuries', there's a specific line that has never really been revealed. Everyone debates whether it says "Here's the frozen proof", or "Here's the frozen fruit"

[Queen’sWit she/her]

In the song “Cheerleader” by Omi, I thought the line was “Oh, I think that I’ve found myself a jellyhead,” when really it was cheerleader.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

I always sing that song, "Oh, I think that I found myself a Lightweaver." Because Adolin. 

[+ILuvHats he/him]

Every time I listen to Elton John's "Tiny Dancer," it always sounds like "Hold me closer, Tony Danza." I like to imagine that the two led a secret romance, and the studio forced Elton John to change the title of the song.

Edited October 29, 2019 by ILuvHats