Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted February 14, 2020 Posted February 14, 2020 A toothpaste tube, ironically.
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted February 14, 2020 Posted February 14, 2020 The toothpaste tube started on its mission to ensure everyone had good oral hygiene.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted February 14, 2020 Posted February 14, 2020 People were terrified.
FatherTiempo he/him Posted February 14, 2020 Posted February 14, 2020 For they knew what lurked in the white goo.
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted February 15, 2020 Posted February 15, 2020 T’was the bacon barnacle, the fiercest creature in the land.
FatherTiempo he/him Posted February 16, 2020 Posted February 16, 2020 With teeth of grease and claws of fat...
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted February 16, 2020 Posted February 16, 2020 It wanted nothing more than to...
+Ed Venture Posted February 17, 2020 Posted February 17, 2020 (edited) And so it leaped out of the frying pan and into the fire acid pit. Edited February 17, 2020 by Butt Ad Venture
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted February 17, 2020 Posted February 17, 2020 Because in the acid pit there was a disco party.
FatherTiempo he/him Posted February 17, 2020 Posted February 17, 2020 You monster The bacon barnacle screamed and thrashed but could not escape his doom...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted February 18, 2020 Posted February 18, 2020 The voices of the Village People called out the bacon barnacle. “Y.... M..... C..... A.....” Each note rose hauntingly from the acid pit, each note bringing the bacon barnacle towards its eternal disco doom from the 1970s.
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted February 18, 2020 Posted February 18, 2020 (edited) Now it’s stuck in my head . The bacon barnacle was forced to dance along with everyone else, or face being eaten by the breakdancing octopus. Edited February 18, 2020 by The Awakened Salad
FatherTiempo he/him Posted February 18, 2020 Posted February 18, 2020 (edited) I know how that feels It jumped, screaming, into the mouth of the octopus. Edited February 18, 2020 by FatherTiempo
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted February 18, 2020 Posted February 18, 2020 However, that was unimportant.
FatherTiempo he/him Posted February 18, 2020 Posted February 18, 2020 (edited) Thanks, I thought we were getting a little too attached to that little bacon strip. Because of an unexpected cross-over!!! Edited February 18, 2020 by FatherTiempo
NameIess Posted February 18, 2020 Posted February 18, 2020 The ghanderflaffle empire decided to spread to TST, while the TLT was mixed up in a vegetable war of some kind.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted February 18, 2020 Posted February 18, 2020 This was, of course, due to FT’s plane bending.
NameIess Posted February 19, 2020 Posted February 19, 2020 The ground trembled suddenly, as if from the shockwave of some far-off blast. 1
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted February 19, 2020 Posted February 19, 2020 Oddly, Truthless thought he heard the word "enough."
FatherTiempo he/him Posted February 19, 2020 Posted February 19, 2020 It was rather odd, and FT still couldn't feel his legs.
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted February 20, 2020 Posted February 20, 2020 Because they had been turned into spaghetti.
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