Spaceferring he/him Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 As is dictated by the Law of Needed Restaurants. Of course, that meant that as long as the stickopus wanted a donut, it would only find sushi joints. This lead to a great deal of insecurity and wavering resolve on the side of the stickopus. Finally, it broke. "I am a donut!"
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 Right before Sticknah’s eyes, the stickapus transformed into a donutapus.
Spaceferring he/him Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 Suddenly the whole Stickworld could see how neat being a donut was, and a wave of donut transformations came upon the land. The donutopus, having achieved its clever ploy, proceeded to turn back into a breakdancing octopus and munched on a donut.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 Which was kinda cannibalism, but the octopus still enjoyed it.
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 This was all well and good, except for one thing.
NameIess Posted January 20, 2020 Posted January 20, 2020 Stick was still on the loose, and Donutnah was about to be eaten by her scholar friend.
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted January 20, 2020 Posted January 20, 2020 Stick was outraged at the donutification of the world.
NameIess Posted January 20, 2020 Posted January 20, 2020 Stick went to confront donut, and a fierce battle of wills ensued.
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted January 21, 2020 Posted January 21, 2020 It was the most epic battle the land had ever seen: “I am a stick.” ”I am a donut.” ”I am a stick.” ”I am a donut.” 1
+Ed Venture Posted January 21, 2020 Posted January 21, 2020 Then Donutnah mediated, and she turned back into Sticknah. And so everyone became Sticknut. Sticknutnah’s plan was successful. “I am a Sticknut”
NameIess Posted January 21, 2020 Posted January 21, 2020 Then Lift ate the sticknut. "mmm, nothing like a good sticknut" she said to sticknutnah, who was taking off her sticknutnah cosutme "thanks for helping me make some. Think you can soulcast them now?"
Mushroom Catalog he/him Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 A stick rolled on the ground. The play had awakened something in, it something unnatural. The ancient stick of Ashyn twitched, then wiggled, then rolled out of the room and off the nearby cliff.
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted January 25, 2020 Posted January 25, 2020 The explosion happened right on top of a liquorice factory.
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted January 27, 2020 Posted January 27, 2020 It was black licorice, so the world celebrated.
NameIess Posted January 27, 2020 Posted January 27, 2020 Because the black licorice was raining from the sky. Their celebrations quickly turned to mourning after they ate it all and realized that no more would be made until the factory was rebuilt.
FatherTiempo he/him Posted January 27, 2020 Posted January 27, 2020 So they hired a proto-consultant.
+Ed Venture Posted January 29, 2020 Posted January 29, 2020 (edited) And they didn’t, because TLT stays in TLT. Instead they hired a prosultant! Edited January 29, 2020 by Butt Ad Venture
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted January 29, 2020 Posted January 29, 2020 Who just so happened to be the octopus.
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted January 29, 2020 Posted January 29, 2020 (edited) Who advised all the citizens to breakdance as well. Edited January 29, 2020 by The Awakened Salad
FatherTiempo he/him Posted January 30, 2020 Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) The citizens contemplated how to destroy the ability to move rhythmically to music. Also, the fact that something may have been lost in translation. Edited January 30, 2020 by FatherTiempo
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted February 2, 2020 Posted February 2, 2020 Suddenly, a group of banana peels decided to start a rock band.
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted February 2, 2020 Posted February 2, 2020 4 hours ago, Lunamor said: It was called “The Slip-ups”. That made me laugh out loud 1
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