Steeldancer he/him Posted April 28, 2019 Posted April 28, 2019 Excluding yourself, how many toasters do you own?
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted April 28, 2019 Author Posted April 28, 2019 11 minutes ago, Steeldancer said: Excluding yourself, how many toasters do you own? None. My parents own one (which is in my avatar).
Silva Posted April 28, 2019 Posted April 28, 2019 How many Hemalurgic beavers would it take to screw in a lightbulb? How many normal beavers would it take to turn on a toaster? Why would a beaver screw in a lightbulb? Why would a beaver turn on a toaster? You did say anything...
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted April 28, 2019 Author Posted April 28, 2019 26 minutes ago, Silva said: How many Hemalurgic beavers would it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Hemalurgic beavers would force its servants to do it. 26 minutes ago, Silva said: How many normal beavers would it take to turn on a toaster? Two. 26 minutes ago, Silva said: Why would a beaver screw in a lightbulb? Because beavers are fascinated by electricity. 27 minutes ago, Silva said: Why would a beaver turn on a toaster? So they could turn it off. 27 minutes ago, Silva said: You did say anything... Potatoes.
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted April 28, 2019 Author Posted April 28, 2019 35 minutes ago, Taradiddle said: Why are you bored? Because I dont have anyone to seek RETRIBUTION upon :-(
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted May 1, 2019 Author Posted May 1, 2019 On 2019-04-29 at 10:29 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said: Why toaster? Why I started the thread? Why I am a toaster? Or just a general why about toasters?
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 Just now, Toaster Retribution said: Why I started the thread? Why I am a toaster? Or just a general why about toasters? Answering a question with more questions... Alright, all of the above!
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 13 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Answering a question with more questions... Alright, all of the above! I started the thread because I wanted to answer questions. I am a toaster because toasters are awesome. As for the last question, I’ll just answer donkeys.
AonEne he/him Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 Is there a story behind your username? For that matter, is there a story behind your IRL name?
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