I Am A Fish he/him Posted August 30, 2020 Posted August 30, 2020 (edited) I think I can shshsssshshshhsh with a shshshshshshhhhh at shhshhhssh. This text is so small... Remember Tar, and go be stupid... Edited October 6, 2020 by I Am A Fish
Bearer of all agonies he/him Posted August 30, 2020 Posted August 30, 2020 (edited) Yay! Now I am Jezrien and Taln. Hey, @ShardShaper can I buy some atium? Edited September 3, 2020 by Bearer of all agonies
Enter a username Posted September 18, 2020 Posted September 18, 2020 What can I get for a hundred pounds of Ettmetal?
ShardShaper he/him Posted September 28, 2020 Author Posted September 28, 2020 RIGHT HERE! That'll be 40056 boxings, or 280 pounds of infused gemstone.
Condensation she/her Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 Hey, I'd like directions to the location of the Fellowship of the Thing. I'm supposed to meet someone there. Does that cost anything?
ShardShaper he/him Posted September 28, 2020 Author Posted September 28, 2020 ermmm.... I definitely know where that is, and I'll definitely tell you if you give my 5 clips. Definitely.
I Am A Fish he/him Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 Just now, ShardShaper said: ermmm.... I definitely know where that is, and I'll definitely tell you if you give my 5 clips. Definitely. If you're the end of souls, where can I find the beginning of souls?
Condensation she/her Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 21 minutes ago, ShardShaper said: ermmm.... I definitely know where that is, and I'll definitely tell you if you give my 5 clips. Definitely. Here's my five clips, but you can't have them until you tell me where they are.
Enter a username Posted October 1, 2020 Posted October 1, 2020 On 9/27/2020 at 5:41 PM, ShardShaper said: RIGHT HERE! That'll be 40056 boxings, or 280 pounds of infused gemstone. I'd like half of each. So 20,028 boxings and 140 pounds of infused gemstone. Can I have that?
ShardShaper he/him Posted October 1, 2020 Author Posted October 1, 2020 Condensation, it's... over there. That way *points.* Enter a username, fair enough. Here ya go, 100 pounds of Ettmetal.
Condensation she/her Posted October 2, 2020 Posted October 2, 2020 (edited) 14 hours ago, ShardShaper said: Condensation, it's... over there. That way *points.* Enter a username, fair enough. Here ya go, 100 pounds of Ettmetal. Thank you. Here you go, 5 clips. Edited October 2, 2020 by Condensation
Chasmgoat he/him Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 "Do you sell..." *glances at other customers and starts to whisper* "sticks that want to be fire?"
Bearer of all agonies he/him Posted October 4, 2020 Posted October 4, 2020 “Yeah. I was wondering the same thing. Do you?”
ShardShaper he/him Posted October 7, 2020 Author Posted October 7, 2020 Well.... Technically. It's not exactly easy to transport. Very flammable. One of our earlier models caused the destruction of Roshar's second continent in a massive firestorm.
Chasmgoat he/him Posted October 7, 2020 Posted October 7, 2020 I assure you, I can compensate for any expenses in transportation.
ShardShaper he/him Posted October 9, 2020 Author Posted October 9, 2020 Condensation, YES! Please, take them off our hands! Discount rates! Definitely, no metallurgic spikes that turned them into steel inquisi-avier! Chasmgoat, are you sure you want it? Have you heard of Australia? It didn't cause that, but it did cause Eta Carinae. And Ashyn. If you do want it, proceed to checkout on Isle 8.
ShardShaper he/him Posted October 9, 2020 Author Posted October 9, 2020 Hmm... You know what? Sure. You're hired. Your first job is ensuring that the flaming stick burns the goat, and no one else.
Condensation she/her Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 20 minutes ago, ShardShaper said: Condensation, YES! Please, take them off our hands! Discount rates! Definitely, no metallurgic spikes that turned them into steel inquisi-avier! Chasmgoat, are you sure you want it? Have you heard of Australia? It didn't cause that, but it did cause Eta Carinae. And Ashyn. If you do want it, proceed to checkout on Isle 8. I don't want a Steel Inquisi-Aviar, I want an Aviar. Preferably black and rare.
Chasmgoat he/him Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 *gallops down to aisle 8* "What a mighty fine stick I got here" *waves to fish* "Hey, does this stick burst into flame randomly or what?"
I Am A Fish he/him Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 10 hours ago, Chasmgoat said: *gallops down to aisle 8* "What a mighty fine stick I got here" *waves to fish* "Hey, does this stick burst into flame randomly or what?" *Stick bursts into flame* I'm guessing it does... 8 hours ago, Condensation said: Do you have any regular Aviar? Huh? I'll go and check. *Walks back into storage and comes back covered in birds* Yep, apparently we do...
Chasmgoat he/him Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 1 hour ago, I Am A Fish said: *Stick bursts into flame* I'm guessing it does... Ah, okay, I will buy one of these. How much are they? I assure you I can pay the cost.
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