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The Happy Inquisitor: A Restaurant


Lunamor

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“Certainly!”

Lunamor walks into the kitchen. He grabs an unidentifiable type of meat and throws it into a bubbling pot of oil. While he is waiting for it to fry, he prepares a batch of his regular stew. Once the meat is done, he throws it into the stew and stirs it exactly 27 times. He spoons it into a bowl and bustles back outside with it.

“Here you go! You are the first customer to combine two menu items. Tell me how you like it!”

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Lunamor rushes out of the kitchen. He snatches the drink from Benson’s hand and knocks him out cold. 

“Why do you keep doing this? This thing, he is stupid!” 

Lunamor moves all of the whites into the highest shelf where only he can reach them to discourage Benson from stealing any.

”Welcome @P's and Q's! Since our server is, uh... indisposed, I will take your order today. Would you like anything to drink?”

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