whattheHoid she/her Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 I've thought about this too and might've said something.
Gancho Libre he/him Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 Oh. Well, they never said I was known for my originality.
+Doomstick he/him Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) @whattheHoid I agree about Perrin as his storyline is basically: Spoiler Spoilers, puns, death Spoiler Fail(e)ing with Berlin And you @Just a Lifetime, shai’tan take you! No spoilers Spoiler They used to call me Elan Morin Tedronai Edited January 23, 2019 by Doomstick
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Haha! Yeah with Perrin ^Spoilers^ Spoiler I feel because he is so big physically and he feels like he has to be extra careful, that's how he is with Faile when all she wants is it seems to me, be dominated physically. I dunno that's the impression I got. I'm not Saldean though, so maybe that's why I don't understand! However, I will say that I feel as time goes on with those two they will be better with each other. Towards the end Perrin learns to yell.
+Sorana she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) 10 hours ago, whattheHoid said: Lan! Hit me up! I wanna see your 7 towers! *sighs* Lan... Edited January 23, 2019 by Sorana
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 @Sorana I'll share Lan with you! P.s. I got many more! Hey Lan! I wanna kiss your adder! Yo, Lan! I'll help you sheathe your sword! Lan! I'll be your Leopard that Shakes the Grass! Hi Lan! Will you unfold my rose? See we'll get bonus points for knowing Sword forms, Sorana!
old man moomba he/him Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 17 minutes ago, whattheHoid said: @Sorana I'll share Lan with you! P.s. I got many more! Hey Lan! I wanna kiss your adder! Yo, Lan! I'll help you sheathe your sword! Lan! I'll be your Leopard that Shakes the Grass! Hi Lan! Will you unfold my rose? See we'll get bonus points for knowing Sword forms, Sorana! But do you really want too help Lan Sheathe The Sword? Spoiler One of the best scenes in WoT (and maybe fantasy in general) is Lan vs. that Foresaken that Ican't remember the name of. ^AMoL spoilers^
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) Yeah that's a good scene! And yes, I do want to help Lan sheathe his sword..... it's a euphemism. Edited January 23, 2019 by whattheHoid
+Sorana she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 1 hour ago, whattheHoid said: @Sorana I'll share Lan with you! P.s. I got many more! Hey Lan! I wanna kiss your adder! Yo, Lan! I'll help you sheathe your sword! Lan! I'll be your Leopard that Shakes the Grass! Hi Lan! Will you unfold my rose? See we'll get bonus points for knowing Sword forms, Sorana! That just made my day! I'm still laughing. Oh well, I guess I would share him with you 1
+Doomstick he/him Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 You forgot: cat crosses the courtyard river undercuts its banks then there’s one about a rockslide
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) @Sorana Oh there are so many more I could say to that hot Malkieri Lan. There are a lot of sword forms! I just thought of another one or 2.... Lan, I'll be your Courtier if you tap my fan! Lan, darling, will you help me part my silk? Lan, I'll flick my tongue on your viper! Hey Valentine's Day is coming up.....I should write him a Valentine! I'm here all day folks! Edited January 23, 2019 by whattheHoid 2
+Sorana she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 1 hour ago, whattheHoid said: I just thought of another one or 2.... Lan, I'll be your Courtier if you tap my fan! Lan, darling, will you help me part my silk? Lan, I'll flick my tongue on your viper! Hey Valentine's Day is coming up.....I should write him a Valentine! I'm here all day folks! You're brilliant! Outright brilliant!
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 *Blushes* Why thank you Sorana! If you were Lan, I would let you strike my spark! Or, I'd let you be the Lotus that closes my blossom! Perchance, you could, help me pluck Lan's low hanging apple? 1
+Sorana she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 16 minutes ago, whattheHoid said: Perchance, you could, help me pluck Lan's low hanging apple? I'd gladly do that Sorry, I'm not really good with these word twists myself...
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 It's ok! I know you meant to say that you can't wait to help me twist Lan's wind!
+Sorana she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 That was exactly what I wanted to express!
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Nailed it! We really reaped Lan's barely!
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Hehe have yourself an upvote! Or should I say you really cut the clouds with that one!
+ILuvHats he/him Posted January 23, 2019 Author Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) On 1/22/2019 at 11:08 AM, Sorana said: It would be great, if you could edit the title of the thread with a spoiler warning, so that we can discuss more openly. So sorry about that! It’s been a helluva few days. (dies inside a little) Edited January 23, 2019 by ILuvHats
+Sorana she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 32 minutes ago, ILuvHats said: So sorry about that! It’s been a helluva few days. (dies inside a little) Thanks a lot! Don't worry about it. This should be fun, not stress.
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 So, this should be a swallow taking flight, not a whirlwind on the mountain! I'll stop now.....that was my last one, I think. I promise! (^_-)
Gancho Libre he/him Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 They have a bunch. They never run out. THEY ARE ENDLESS.
Rhapsody she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 I think I just woke my fiance because I was laughing sooo loud at these....
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Wait so you guys aren't tired of my cheesy pick up lines to Lan....well then... Lan! Help me shake my dew from the branch! Lan? Will you be my kingfisher that circles my pond!? Lan! Let me caress your Leopard! Hey, Lan, you strike my spark! 1
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