The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

7 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

i wish i could afford karate/tae kwon do/jiu jitsu

I just run away.

If we ever meet I will teach you for free!

I like teaching people.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

i do too but not when they're waaaaaaaaaaay below my level.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 hour ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

*bites elbow*

Hehe, bitey gremlin.

So...you literally ate the elbow

Your poor teeth

48 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

i wish i could afford karate/tae kwon do/jiu jitsu

I just run away.

I, too, shall teach thee

[NerdSandwich she/her]

ok

*kicks and accidentally impales your chest*

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

So...you literally ate the elbow

Your poor teeth

I, too, shall teach thee

I FEAR NOTHING!

*spits out blood*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

ok

*kicks and accidentally impales your chest*

Psh

*slaps foot to the side*

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

I FEAR NOTHING!

*spits out blood*

Oh yeah?

*holds sword in reverse grip*

[NerdSandwich she/her]

*drinks discarded blood*

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Psh

*slaps foot to the side*

Oh yeah?

*holds sword in reverse grip*

*shrieks in outrage* not reverse grip you fiend!!!

*pulls out (still sheathed) Nightblood from bad of holding.*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

*shrieks in outrage* not reverse grip you fiend!!!

*pulls out (still sheathed) Nightblood from bad of holding.*

*cackles*

*starts spinning in circles*

[NerdSandwich she/her]

*starts lecturing on coding servomotors in Arduino*

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

5 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*cackles*

*starts spinning in circles*

*starts smacking with sheathed nightblood* 

*the smacking breaks bones since Nightblood is greatsword sized, and so big and light.*

[NerdSandwich she/her]

it's

*THE BATTLE OF NIGHTBLOOD*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

*starts smacking with sheathed nightblood* 

*the smacking breaks bones since Nightblood is greatsword sized, and so big and light.*

*blocks with reverse grip sword*

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*blocks with reverse grip sword*

*easily blows right through the sword, which is held wrong and so lacks any of the leverage to stop a six foot long sword, and stabbed the sword into you*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

*easily blows right through the sword, which is held wrong and so lacks any of the leverage to stop a six foot long sword, and stabbed the sword into you*

Erm, no, because I held it like reverse grip blocks should be held—by the crossguard, with the blade flat against my arm

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

5 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Erm, no, because I held it like reverse grip blocks should be held—by the crossguard, with the blade flat against my arm

Ah, better than most!

*still blows through because that still lacks the strict to stop a well structured blow*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Ah, better than most!

*still blows through because that still lacks the strict to stop a well structured blow*

*points out that I'm supporting it with the structure of my entire body

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

6 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*points out that I'm supporting it with the structure of my entire body

I am assuming you are holding it by the crossguard quillion, flat against your arm, side on to me with your arm up, forearm vertical and upper arm mostly horizontal, similar to an unarmed high block.

This will stop the sword, but still might hurt your arm.

*simply slides past the block to jab the solar plexus*

[NerdSandwich she/her]

*eats popcorn*

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

*steals popcorn*

[NerdSandwich she/her]

*pouts*

*French teacher looks over*

uhhhh whattt are you doing?????

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

5 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

*pouts*

*French teacher looks over*

uhhhh whattt are you doing?????

That's a lot of emojis

[NerdSandwich she/her]

yeah more than I intended but my teacher like has really good eyebrow raises

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

Wait are you actually in french class? (not that i can judge I would lurk on the Shard 2 years ago before i even had an account in spanish class) (my spanish teacher would give us a LOT of free time)

[NerdSandwich she/her]

yeah...

i'm never on the Shard unless I'm actually in a class

(or its lunch or my parents forgot to confiscate my laptop or I found it and am just sneaking it)